Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

CARLY: Amber.
I got to work tonight.
Me with numbers and budgets…
...and what's happening, 'cause I can't take it anymore!
Micromacks? I thought Dave Cohen was handling this merger.
No one's going to jail.
Oh, no, I didn't!
Call me when you're done being pissed.
What are you guys doing?
I’m going to go see if our toilet can take a punch.
It’s bullshit! It’s bullshit! Global bullshit! I call bullshit!
Really?
(SIGHS)
Not that you're a whore! You're not a whore.
It tastes different today.
Does this...
You shouldn't pay for that.
Come on, Thunder.
What is this? Why does it say zero?
I must be. You are...?
I don't know that, either.
he banks, so let's go to the Bahamas...
You Okay? Yep.
I saw it and...
...you know how Mark does everything, and Amber knows...
(LAUGHING) Yes!
I have a friend who could do it.
CARLY: If you weren't as disgusting as you were...
We followed you home.
You think he has more than one here?
Anything.
Me working with numbers and budgets… Every Day…
because you think we're friends
(SIGHS)
We're adults. We had sex.
...and I just can't do that anymore.
The skull was holding his brain...
It's like...
I mean, do you think that he still loves me?
No! No!
Do you promise?
That's what he said? That I cheated?
I'm looking for a different Mark.
She needs freakin' brain camp! That's my money!!!
(MOUTHING) Fuck you! Fuck you!
She's the perfect ten lemon tart...
That's the best part of the house.
No! Do you have a problem with the Feds?
It'll be so hot. I think it'd be a game changer for us.
Ah... Right this way.
...whatever happens between you and Mark is your business.
KATE: I was with the board last night.
I had a Jetta.
...I would have never known that I needed to change.
(GROANS AND SCREAMS)
I did not expect this at all.
wishing you'd left the first time around.
Are you okay? Actually, no.
What's going on with you?
Lawyers cost money.
I did. I really did.
This is awkward.
I don't call a boyfriend back after I find out he has a wife.
Right.
I think you're being greedy. Me?
Oh, my God.
Non-stop.
Does this mean he's not training for the marathon?
Oh, I feel so awful.
Im going to see if our toilet can take a punch
Let me tell you something about Martha Stewart.
Damn it!
Wow. Mmm.
What about the chair?
MARK: I'm home!
Thank you!
No! No, no.
Well, actually, the phone bill,
(LAUGHING)
You wrecked two marriages!
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
I don't even know
Oh, this is beautiful!
Don't you have a job?! Or hobbies?! What is wrong with you?!
I'm pretty sure that's why he's still calling.
PHIL: Don't worry, we didn't hook up.
That reminds me, I need you to sign these, honey.
(GASPS)
(BREATHING HEAVILY) Okay.
With who? Carmela!
These nipples look like they've done
I like sheer shirts.
It’s bullshit! It’s bullshit! Global bullshit! It’s some bullshit!
And if I was Ray Charles, I would actually be blind and...
Hi, hon.
What's it like? Is it like a '70s situation?
No. I got this.
Maybe one of us should sleep with him.
I don't want to sit someplace where you and Mark had sex.
It's not always a wreck. Stan and I were married when we met.
Like a brain camp.
(BEEPING)
Like, a brain camp.
(WHISPERING) Kate King is at security.
...and I don't want to complicate things.
You better.
There's got to be a little latch or something.
Doesn't Mark see you naked all the time?
You see him?
You girls think you can shake me down
I am.
Yes. Oh, my God!
or anything. Just like a fig leaf.
Well, I was sorry to hear about you and Julie.
goes down, they'll come after you first!
One time, or two out of three?
What happened to being calm?!
You and your vagina just need to....
Ooh! Ah! Ah!
Ah! Tune in Tokyo.
What is all this?
I'll call you when I get in.
So, how was the stalking?
I'm saying that if you want to take him down...
It’s called Bullshit!
No, and for good reason.
Firing you is the least of it. The only reason you're not going to prison...
All right.
I missed you.
What do you want me to do?
Help me up.
What the hell did you do?
KATE: Oh, no.
and drink gingko balboa all day.
Mark Kink.
You're being paranoid.
No!
I can't stay in this Mark moment forever.
I don't care about you or Mark or your marriage or your dog.
We are. The weirdest friends ever.
No! I kind of want one, too.
Ah!
You don't think I can handle it?
As long as it works, it doesn't really matter why.
Let's get into the car. Be very careful.
(WHISPERS) Thunder...
Mark, you're a real piece of shit.
I'll see if he can meet tomorrow night.