Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...double-D, natural double-D. A triple-D.
You'll like it. Come on. I'll show you.
AMBER: Hi, Mark.
Oh, my God!
Sorry. Do you mind? I'll just be a Sec.
KATE: Hey!
What are you doing?
(SOBBING)
Better?
Selfish people live longer.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
...that number at the bottom is your joint net worth.
(SIGHS) Five, maybe...
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
...need this dog, so thanks for making no sense.
CARLY: Anyway, speaking of changes...
Yes. Okay. Right. Mmm-hmm.
(BOTH LAUGHING) Hard, too.
is it laxa? yes.
Hey, buddy?
What? What?
I am!
All right. If you really want to.
so you made a straitjacket and a pillow fort to protect yourself. from me
(SOBBING)
KATE: That's crazy. CARLY: It's a miracle.
You told me that was next week.
I'm sorry, did you say you had a fecal incident?
Oh, shit! Oh!
CARLY: Okay, what are we looking for? What's the clue?
Here's my ice shield.
I thought I would come here and you would tell me I was crazy.
Get down. Get down.
How was Miami?
Hey, baby.
Mark was able to lead a whole other life
Kylia?
...while we're having sex? Really?
That's for you.
I heard, and he's meeting somebody!
(WHOOPING)
Katie, if she's full of shit, call her out on it.
I'll take one for the team.
me cry on the inside like a winner!
I have so many lotions at the house.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
I got to go. I got to go, baby.
Again? This is the third night this week!
Yeah. I couldn't be more okay. What?
(MOUTHING) Come on.
You're so much better now. Thank you.
Lots of pollution.
That's enough.
Some food is right here.
What if the top part of me hated him, while the bottom part of me...
Shit, he's early. Who?
(SHRIEKING) Wow.
I am not Martha Stewart!
I hope so.
What?
Are you crazy?
CARLY: Mmm-hmm.
But he didn't ask for forgiveness, did he?
I can go with you. That'd be fun.
and you ambush Prince Charming's wife.
There is no Clark Street.
Get out!
Oh, I miss you, too.
(GROANING)
Hi, sweetie! You're home early!
And I honestly do not know what I'm going to do at all!
What's this guy do?
...and it's been operating at a total loss in the Bahamas.
(SIGHS)
There are so many people in the world
Why do I schedule breakfast meetings?
That's not right. I heard about ServiceCircuit last night.
Bill, I told you, don't call me at night!
No, no, no. We are not hiring a hooker to sleep with my husband.
...and on top of it, I have to get my ducks in a row.
What's up, Leonard?
Jesus Christ!
You're welcome. Are we done?
First, one was mine, so that doesn't count. Second...
(LAUGHING)
...then I'm still involved, and...
A lot. I don't want to hear that.
We're getting the band back together.
No, no, no!
Oh. You're not a mistress. Thank you.
He has a wife, okay? He's married.
I can't go to prison
Did you just start sleeping together?
We're not in competition. We got played
The money you stole from ServiceCircuit?
Now I'm all worn in like an old glove.
...a concept called restitution.
Something's not right.
Hey, buddy! I'm here! Stop!
...and gross and I don't want to do that!
The other women
He's neck-deep in fraud and if anything
She's Mark's girlfriend...
Don't do this. I love you.
On that happy note, who needs a drink?
See you in a bit.
I can't even read these anymore.
Two of my favorite things. (BOTH LAUGH)
you become the enemy. If he thinks...
I am done!
And though Mark's an asshole, they had something real.
...you keep picking at it...
You cleared the roster.
Kate, what's going on?
It doesn't matter anyway.
When people have lazy eyes...
Oh, my God.
I did say that, but nothing I ever told you was true.
Thanks. I appreciate it.
I'm sorry... ...did you say you had a fecal incident?
(CHUCKLES)
Turn the car around!
You sure?
That did not happen.
...because it's just a matter of time before
...weird little man logic. This is a...
Guess.
Surrounded!
CARLY: Perfect, we're halfway there!