Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're so full of shit.

Why is he calling you at all?

He said that... I was the cheater?

Hey, Miss Whitten.

Like in Switzerland or the Bahamas.

She's 24, a dance major. I eat anything she tells me to.

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(DOORBELL RINGING)

and put everything in your name.

...what I'm doing with all your great ideas.

Let me just... Wait. How are you doing that?

You're worried about him. I am.

Deal with her. And then deal with the real problem.

(CLEARS THROAT)

Hi. I'm Kate. I met you on Friday.

No, we can't. If you have any questions

No man likes that.

I'm Carly. You must be his housekeeper.

Somebody's being negative. I'll go.

Nothing from Amber, either?

And where in the story does he act like a jerk?

You want another?

And makes me the villain?

I'm insecure. I have issues.

(CELL PHONE BUZZING)

i dont even know if she is american i dont even kno

You are an empty man. KATE: Mmm-hmm.

I'm Carmela, Kate's decorator.

It just looks like you're a little bloated.

So, this is my brother.

My brain when all you hear is perverts.

I say it's our turn to take this shit international.

I come here because it's like a hobby that pays well.

Is Mark calling?

You still want those? Yeah.

I'll do it. I don't have a lot of feelings.

If we put our brains together...

She's lovely. She is.

...nothing will be enough to fill the hole inside you...

She pretends to be my friend,

You slept with him.

You think we could let a sister down?

You found it! I did.

I need you to buy me some pants.

Yup. That's a lot better.

Mark, you're not a very nice person.

Forget I called.

He said you cheated on him, then asked for a divorce.

For the bacon, I think.

I would love to, but it's kind of a tricky project...

But I didn't want to show up empty-handed, so I brought food.

The point of being pretty is that you don't have to.

Are they sensitive? Does that hurt?

I'm sorry. Ugh!

Oh, well, I would, but I'm pretty sure...

Since whenever I want to.

Oh, I'm still working.

It's not like I cared about any of them.

He is! But better me than you.

I can't defend you if I know you did it.

Stop the grappling! I'm strong when I'm mad!!

The best thing to do is just not think about it too hard.

You know what? Right?

Yeah, that's me... Mistress of the Year.

so you made a straitjacket and a pillow fort to protect yourself from me

You'll take it off and it'll just be something you used to wear.

You're his soulmate. I'm a whore.

If Edith Piaf rises out of the grave and

...so I could have my morning coffee.

(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

I bet your dad's hot.

He used you to create the company

It brings up our group average.

We were pretty out of our heads,

I started redecorating. What do you think?

...you know, that...

but honestly, it's a lot worse.

CARLY: I'm not going out the window!

FERNANDO: It's really nice, what you're doing for her.

...one-day-at-a-time operation. Today is light recon day.

I am not a mistress. A mistress knows she's dating a married man.

KATE: Why can't he stuff it into a tube sock like a normal guy?

(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

Kissing. Uh-huh.

Plus, I'm traveling to Miami and the Bahamas.

No. No. You can't... What? What?

...there's a difference between having sex

And you're calling him Mark?

We cry in the inside Like a winner

Now it's like a shallow puddle...

I know exactly what I would do with it.

I DONT EVEN KNOW

You can waste your own time, but I'm done.

You would do that?

Put on something sexy, get your ass out to Connecticut...

I just want to talk. I thought we could have some dinner?

...and fix that young man's plumbing.

because he's a killer and I'm not.

See?! This! This!

Turn the car around!

Go to Connecticut.

CARLY: And the pictures!

I think you like me.

what's wrong with you? do you like cantonese?