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SIDDMARTHA: Meh.
that ever blew a wrapper off a straw: door-to-door salesmen.
-first name Pierre. -Un moment.
PIERRE PANTS BOTTOM TEXT
In retrospect, I should have tried CPR.
Why did I get these super shag floor mats? Why?!
(dramatic piano music plays)
¶ L'étendard sanglant est levé ¶
-I am Bob. -Well, yeah, but this is Bob,
But this isn't.
-What's so funny? -They got you slingin' springs!
LISA: So, Siddmartha sat and sat and sat and sat,
Quoi?!
Hurry now!
Go off the page. Write on the wall.
That's right, baby.
GOD: Where is everybody?
That Buddhist kid's a really good person.
BART (French accent): I'd like to speak to Monsieur Pants,
-(Homer grunts) -BOB: No.
(spits dramatically)
¶ Ni le bien. ¶
¶ I live a life of great excess ¶
Now, here's how I move these Karpet Kings.
¶ And yet I find no happiness ¶
¶ Egorger nos fils, nos compagnes... ¶
¶ I want less ¶
Bonjour, bonjour, Commandant!
¶ ¶
-(Bob's Burgers theme song playing) -Huh?
Even though she strayed from our faith, I'm proud of Lisa.
and as a sign of his mercy, he permanently scarred
Big man, are ya? Real big man.
(grunts, gasps)
but, uh, I lost the pick in the hole.
If you don't like death, get out of children's toys.
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