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I mean electrocution, smart guy.
-You're all better. -Nobody tells me these things!
Nothing. What are you doing here?
Wait. Why would I be Bob Number Two or no name?
I feel sorry for him.
¶ He's the boogie woogie Christian God of John 3:16 ¶
496...
-GOD: Oh, it's him. -Hey, dudes.
(normal voice): Stinking customers!
Oops.
Pierre Pants? Pierre Pants?!
(God and Saint Peter groan)
LISA: Disguised as a poor boy, Siddmartha sought out
Color a cloud purple.
Kathmandu U, like Budhanilkantha Tech,
Ow!
Siddmartha, sweetie, look what we got you.
¶ Dead end ¶
A path to enlightenment without ego or possessions.
YOUNG HOMER (over radio): 412... 413...
11 x 19 x 23 x 37 = 4807
¶ Yeah ¶
(groans)
I was raised with no religion. Our house was a den of bebop.
I've been looking for someone to help me write.
So, it goes to show atheists can do great things, too.
I'm just following the admissions criteria.
You don't know the first thing
2 x 3 x 3 x 7 x 7 x 11 = 9702
Mabel! A slice of pie for all my friends!