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ignore you when they see you in public?
What about when it's work that's stressing you out?
but no part of me is jealous of your delusional-ass self.
Maybe therapy ain't so bad after all.
Don't sweat it, bro.
Tax code? What does my income
I want to be your sex friend.
you shouldn't be attracted to your therapist.
I'm not surprised. My therapist did say
Well, you know, I could set you up with someone
because Fay here is putting y'all to shame.
[phone buzzing]
Ooh, 'cause he sucks the soul--
I need to go sex Sex Henry.
[smooth R&B beat]
And if I were you, Fay, I'd be worried.
so to keep things casual,
It was the perfect setup. - Damn.
Okay! You don't have to narrate
Look, I did feel perfect just by her presence.
Well, if you'll excuse me,
TACS Code 5-9 clearly states
I should have known. Look,
She's hot. - What?
this accountant came up with a list of codes to follow.
but he is a package, and a woman has needs.
She tried to get me to pay for the hole.
Yep. She totally ignores him.
what I can't say is all I'm saying that I can't say.
- You said reach hotter. - I finally feel seen.
I have been thanked at 132 weddings.
Oh, my God, you look perfect.
is you avoiding your actual issue.
Nice. But before you get too hype,
That's one of the most critical codes along with 12-Y.
- Yeah - Noah, you want to go
No!
in a fully committed relationship.
I just took my [bleep] slightly past your [bleep]
to the Timeless Advice for Casual Sex Code.
Excuse me?
- Oh. - ♪ Bow chicka--
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