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Greetings, man in white. I've been expecting you.
Crafty swine.
Bravo, Peter. You are the Spalding Gray of crap.
Happy stupid birthday Stewie blow out your stupid candles and let's watch South Park the stupid tree Okay
Do you know your phone number, son?
...and then we can start the party, I hope.
Hello?
In fact, she always says the best memories she has are when you kids were born.
He's upstairs, resting up for his big day.
I also miss my nads.
I had to book it the day of my ultrasound.
Not without seven years of ballet and two of jazz tap, we're not.
Excuse me. I've gotta go mix the punch.
fuck me damn
Today means nothing if Meg isn't here.
He failed to thwart my escape into the outside world.
I said "runt. "
Sure. All the guys here have been castrated.
Hey Stewie if you blow out this stupid birthday candle you're going to get a 2014 Porsche 911 Esa alarm stupid tree with Toyota Tundra let's crap on our 2014 Toyota Tundra
Even Cheesie Charlie's doesn't have a petting zoo.
Yay!
Peek-a-boo! I see you!