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I was sent by my smart, beautiful, and still sexually appealing wife, Lois.
- He's a eunuch. - Really?
Meg, you didn't tell me your mother was just like Martha Stewart.
Yes. But no sprinkles! For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you!
...Untimely death!
To family!
Her first words?
From the top, people! Why don't you just hang back and stretch?
"I was imprisoned in that uterine gulag for nine grueling months. "
It was super swell meeting you. Bye, Meg. Friends forever.
For once, it was all gonna be so perfect!
Little bastards ain't as smart as...
Dogpile!
I got cash! I'll take it!
Wo wo wo i’ts okay dracula the name’s spudnik
If you are going to pull a presentation out of your ass...you might wanna stand up
What the hell are you doing in here anyway?
- You don't have any of those things. - How do you know?
Hey, Dad, they even got games in the bathroom. Look, I won a balloon!
RUNT, I SAID NO PHONE YOU YOU LITTLE-- Happy 18th birthday, YARN Memes!