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I was sent by my smart, beautiful, and still sexually appealing wife, Lois.
...Untimely death!
Hey, Dad, they even got games in the bathroom. Look, I won a balloon!
"I was imprisoned in that uterine gulag for nine grueling months. "
For once, it was all gonna be so perfect!
Her first words?
Meg, you didn't tell me your mother was just like Martha Stewart.
- He's a eunuch. - Really?
What the hell are you doing in here anyway?
Wo wo wo i’ts okay dracula the name’s spudnik
Little bastards ain't as smart as...
If you are going to pull a presentation out of your ass...you might wanna stand up
It was super swell meeting you. Bye, Meg. Friends forever.
I got cash! I'll take it!
To family!
From the top, people! Why don't you just hang back and stretch?
- You don't have any of those things. - How do you know?
Dogpile!
Yes. But no sprinkles! For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you!
RUNT, I SAID NO PHONE YOU YOU LITTLE-- Happy 18th birthday, YARN Memes!