Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...Untimely death!
RUNT, I SAID NO PHONE YOU YOU LITTLE-- Happy 18th birthday, YARN Memes!
Meg, you didn't tell me your mother was just like Martha Stewart.
- You don't have any of those things. - How do you know?
To family!
Yes. But no sprinkles! For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you!
If you are going to pull a presentation out of your ass...you might wanna stand up
"I was imprisoned in that uterine gulag for nine grueling months. "
From the top, people! Why don't you just hang back and stretch?
Wo wo wo i’ts okay dracula the name’s spudnik
Her first words?
- He's a eunuch. - Really?
Dogpile!
I was sent by my smart, beautiful, and still sexually appealing wife, Lois.
Little bastards ain't as smart as...
For once, it was all gonna be so perfect!
What the hell are you doing in here anyway?
It was super swell meeting you. Bye, Meg. Friends forever.
I got cash! I'll take it!
Hey, Dad, they even got games in the bathroom. Look, I won a balloon!