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- [chuckles]
- Yes, as a matter of fact, I am.
[tense music]
Be my guest.
- Wait, they left you with just one guy?
I want to start a family with you.
this whole place to the fucking gills.
Piper LeBlanc
Like, one of the toughest blind guys you'll ever see.
- * MacGruber *
- That's something they say in that movie.
[trip wire plinks]
waiting for some prince charming
It officially doesn't exist,
- What does that mean?
Piper!
* And you know you're the one who can put out the fire *
- Yeah, they let you go.
with his dumb little brain.
Oh, shoot. Barrett's calling.
* Is my world *
Six, nine, six, nine, six, nine,
in the inner circle and not including of our dong husbands.
- On it.
* *
that was right next to me, and when the blind guy,
I mean, this is such a great series of wins for me.
- Five. - Fi--
and I just fucking rip out of my restraints
- Okay, look.
naked, hanging schlong for all to see.
- You have no idea how happy that makes me.
- Good, good.
Come on, let's hear all about him.
Well, a mole-Gruber.
* *
and again and again and again, 'cause that ain't this
You guys have to leave. You cannot be here right now.
Really get it up there.