Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

who is incapable of being happy?

Hey, guess what? It's breakfast time.

if all you did all day was eat hummus and masturbate.

This went so well. Yeah, it did.

No. It was not fucking cheating.

Come on, buddy, open up the door immediately.

That place has got this non-resin tar

We wished we had each other's lives.

that only I, Dave, would know.

Not really. Uh-huh.

Less stress for me, less stress for you...

He excelled on all fronts,

It is my distinct honor

and maybe a little bit for me, you know?

Yes. I tend to agree.

Do you want to hotbox this nut sack? No, no.

And those things, they don't sleep,

I need to cool it on the Thai food.

You know, Katie, this is exactly why people get divorced.

Don't answer that. You bet she did.

Honestly, I'd be happy with anything engraved.

Good to go? Oh, yeah.

No, we were not... Don't interrupt me, handsome.

Everything's fine, dude. What's next?

Can you look a little bit harder? That's incredible!

I mean, what's going on between us,

Now, you put your thumb up nice lady's butthole,

You deserve that.

This merger is over.

Give it to me, Steve!

You got any more questions?

This is Dracula, Anne Rice-type shit

He forgot me at the coffee shop

Because you are a brain-damaged mule

You're welcome, Dad.

It's your turn to feed the babies.

What are you doing to me?

Go to the fridge. Okay.

Sorry you got stood up.

Really, what is time?

and I'd like you to come to the wedding.

Okay, when will it be in the computer?

Dave! Yes. Dave is here.

I'm telling her the truth.

I had to sit through to get that lined up?

who sleeps with someone she just met?

She does it a lot, actually.

Shouldn't I be sitting in my car seat?

You focus, you find it.

- Man, this is amazing. - I can't believe they're making me partner.

Stay here, talk to me. Sit on that chair.

Yeah, this is the place.

How are you? Good.

My betrothed, Pamela, would like you

How long have you known Dave?

Me asking Rojo if

Okay, okay. Just friends. Just friends.

What a bad, bad day.

Fine. What is my favorite color, Dave?

I'm so glad you're here. It's been so crazy.

What am I? A burglar?

Mitch is gonna be great in our movie film.

Let's do that again.

I send you a card every year. Jamie, listen to me.

Sure. You swear?

But I want him to be part of my life.

Oh, right. It's down there. Got it.

Lorno, "Light porno." Tits and shadows.

Hit the steering wheel. I'm going again!

DAVE IS A LITTLE BIT OF A PUSSY

Our social studies teacher? Yeah.

If we make too large a counter offer, we risk driving them away.

- Come on! - Okay, okay, okay.

Oh, I've got your thing.

Can you put it down?

Did you tell Daddy?

Look at your flow, it's so nice and thick.

It's only 2:00!

Are you sure this is the address?

Hold on. What's with all the heavy breathing?

was way, way better than the other girl's poem,

Penis, shit, vagina, cock, wolf pussies.

Dave. How are you?

It's been moved to 1100 Peachtree Boulevard.

I know. All right.

What's she saying? The dinner song.

"he want me there? He thinks I'm an idiot."

that we will really, really regret in the morning?

Holy fuck-knuckles, I've got freckles on my taint.

It's like we're swapping rides.

Excellent, girls.

He's good at it for five minutes, and it's gone.

It's my turn. No, no, no.

Okay. Keep rolling, keep rolling.

Here you go. Back to bed, sweetheart.

We should wait to switch. We can do it...

How dare you tell him that?

Untitled Awesome Movie.

They're not going to ask you a damn thing.

I haven't been on a date in 18 years.

You should let people into your sweet side.

Go and do that? No.

Yeah! Wait, who's Sabrina?

I forgot about raves!

I'm going to work today, I'm going to quit my job.

Are you the one in charge here?

There, we have it.

And you make a ton of money.

That is a very nice thing for a son to hear.

You can't look at other women.

- Hello. - Mitch.

- Okay. - Bathed, diapered, and in the PJs.

I wouldn't like to sleep with that in my pants, either.

You would not believe the nasty shit

He's Mitch. I'm Mitch. Somehow we switched bodies.

All right, let's do this.

I know. I heard her.