Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Here you go. Back to bed, sweetheart.

This went so well. Yeah, it did.

I need to cool it on the Thai food.

We wished we had each other's lives.

Give it to me, Steve!

Hey, guess what? It's breakfast time.

was way, way better than the other girl's poem,

who is incapable of being happy?

That place has got this non-resin tar

I mean, what's going on between us,

and I'd like you to come to the wedding.

You know, Katie, this is exactly why people get divorced.

if all you did all day was eat hummus and masturbate.

How are you? Good.

I know. All right.

He's good at it for five minutes, and it's gone.

You can't look at other women.

Really, what is time?

Look at your flow, it's so nice and thick.

Because you are a brain-damaged mule

that only I, Dave, would know.

It's only 2:00!

Are you sure this is the address?

Yeah, this is the place.

Everything's fine, dude. What's next?

It's my turn. No, no, no.

Go and do that? No.

But I want him to be part of my life.

Good to go? Oh, yeah.

What a bad, bad day.

I send you a card every year. Jamie, listen to me.

Lorno, "Light porno." Tits and shadows.

That is a very nice thing for a son to hear.

I know. I heard her.

You deserve that.

You're welcome, Dad.

I'm telling her the truth.

She does it a lot, actually.

This merger is over.

Don't answer that. You bet she did.

What are you doing to me?

Did you tell Daddy?

Yeah! Wait, who's Sabrina?

No, we were not... Don't interrupt me, handsome.

Our social studies teacher? Yeah.

And those things, they don't sleep,

If we make too large a counter offer, we risk driving them away.

and maybe a little bit for me, you know?

Dave! Yes. Dave is here.

- Man, this is amazing. - I can't believe they're making me partner.

that we will really, really regret in the morning?

It is my distinct honor

Untitled Awesome Movie.

Hold on. What's with all the heavy breathing?

You would not believe the nasty shit

Go to the fridge. Okay.

Can you look a little bit harder? That's incredible!

Sure. You swear?

He forgot me at the coffee shop

Excellent, girls.

I had to sit through to get that lined up?

Honestly, I'd be happy with anything engraved.

I wouldn't like to sleep with that in my pants, either.

Hit the steering wheel. I'm going again!

No. It was not fucking cheating.

Me asking Rojo if

He's Mitch. I'm Mitch. Somehow we switched bodies.

who sleeps with someone she just met?

He excelled on all fronts,

Okay. Keep rolling, keep rolling.

Sorry you got stood up.

Let's do that again.

How long have you known Dave?

Dave. How are you?

You should let people into your sweet side.

I'm so glad you're here. It's been so crazy.

I'm going to work today, I'm going to quit my job.

It's your turn to feed the babies.

Holy fuck-knuckles, I've got freckles on my taint.

Do you want to hotbox this nut sack? No, no.

I haven't been on a date in 18 years.

You focus, you find it.

DAVE IS A LITTLE BIT OF A PUSSY

"he want me there? He thinks I'm an idiot."

Mitch is gonna be great in our movie film.

And you make a ton of money.

Can you put it down?

Come on, buddy, open up the door immediately.

My betrothed, Pamela, would like you

- Hello. - Mitch.

It's been moved to 1100 Peachtree Boulevard.

Now, you put your thumb up nice lady's butthole,

You got any more questions?

Are you the one in charge here?

It's like we're swapping rides.

Okay, when will it be in the computer?

- Come on! - Okay, okay, okay.

Less stress for me, less stress for you...

There, we have it.

I forgot about raves!

- Okay. - Bathed, diapered, and in the PJs.

This is Dracula, Anne Rice-type shit

Okay, okay. Just friends. Just friends.

Yes. I tend to agree.

How dare you tell him that?

Stay here, talk to me. Sit on that chair.

Shouldn't I be sitting in my car seat?

What's she saying? The dinner song.

Oh, I've got your thing.

Penis, shit, vagina, cock, wolf pussies.

What am I? A burglar?

All right, let's do this.

They're not going to ask you a damn thing.

Fine. What is my favorite color, Dave?

Oh, right. It's down there. Got it.

We should wait to switch. We can do it...

Not really. Uh-huh.