Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

who sleeps with someone she just met?

- Come on! - Okay, okay, okay.

if all you did all day was eat hummus and masturbate.

There, we have it.

Give it to me, Steve!

Hit the steering wheel. I'm going again!

Oh, right. It's down there. Got it.

I had to sit through to get that lined up?

I know. I heard her.

- Okay. - Bathed, diapered, and in the PJs.

Holy fuck-knuckles, I've got freckles on my taint.

Lorno, "Light porno." Tits and shadows.

Mitch is gonna be great in our movie film.

Okay, when will it be in the computer?

You got any more questions?

You know, Katie, this is exactly why people get divorced.

Stay here, talk to me. Sit on that chair.

And you make a ton of money.

No. It was not fucking cheating.

Let's do that again.

I'm telling her the truth.

Excellent, girls.

that only I, Dave, would know.

He's good at it for five minutes, and it's gone.

Sorry you got stood up.

Hold on. What's with all the heavy breathing?

Less stress for me, less stress for you...

He excelled on all fronts,

I wouldn't like to sleep with that in my pants, either.

How long have you known Dave?

I'm so glad you're here. It's been so crazy.

that we will really, really regret in the morning?

He forgot me at the coffee shop

I send you a card every year. Jamie, listen to me.

If we make too large a counter offer, we risk driving them away.

Yes. I tend to agree.

He's Mitch. I'm Mitch. Somehow we switched bodies.

Sure. You swear?

Me asking Rojo if

We wished we had each other's lives.

Are you sure this is the address?

Yeah, this is the place.

I need to cool it on the Thai food.

You can't look at other women.

We should wait to switch. We can do it...

How dare you tell him that?

Penis, shit, vagina, cock, wolf pussies.

"he want me there? He thinks I'm an idiot."

This merger is over.

I know. All right.

That place has got this non-resin tar

Go to the fridge. Okay.

Don't answer that. You bet she did.

Do you want to hotbox this nut sack? No, no.

Because you are a brain-damaged mule

- Man, this is amazing. - I can't believe they're making me partner.

Now, you put your thumb up nice lady's butthole,

Fine. What is my favorite color, Dave?

What's she saying? The dinner song.

No, we were not... Don't interrupt me, handsome.

Our social studies teacher? Yeah.

It's only 2:00!

Come on, buddy, open up the door immediately.

Go and do that? No.

But I want him to be part of my life.

That is a very nice thing for a son to hear.

I forgot about raves!

You deserve that.

- Hello. - Mitch.

It's your turn to feed the babies.

What am I? A burglar?

Yeah! Wait, who's Sabrina?

What are you doing to me?

Shouldn't I be sitting in my car seat?

It's my turn. No, no, no.

Everything's fine, dude. What's next?

I haven't been on a date in 18 years.

Not really. Uh-huh.

I mean, what's going on between us,

DAVE IS A LITTLE BIT OF A PUSSY

Can you put it down?

Hey, guess what? It's breakfast time.

I'm going to work today, I'm going to quit my job.

It's like we're swapping rides.

Dave! Yes. Dave is here.

Oh, I've got your thing.

You would not believe the nasty shit

They're not going to ask you a damn thing.

How are you? Good.

It's been moved to 1100 Peachtree Boulevard.

All right, let's do this.

and I'd like you to come to the wedding.

Dave. How are you?

and maybe a little bit for me, you know?

Really, what is time?

who is incapable of being happy?

You're welcome, Dad.

Look at your flow, it's so nice and thick.

Good to go? Oh, yeah.

Okay, okay. Just friends. Just friends.

Okay. Keep rolling, keep rolling.

And those things, they don't sleep,

You should let people into your sweet side.

My betrothed, Pamela, would like you

It is my distinct honor

Can you look a little bit harder? That's incredible!

was way, way better than the other girl's poem,

Honestly, I'd be happy with anything engraved.

Untitled Awesome Movie.

She does it a lot, actually.

This went so well. Yeah, it did.

Are you the one in charge here?

Did you tell Daddy?

This is Dracula, Anne Rice-type shit

You focus, you find it.

What a bad, bad day.

Here you go. Back to bed, sweetheart.