Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He excelled on all fronts,

Oh, I've got your thing.

What a bad, bad day.

Do you want to hotbox this nut sack? No, no.

She does it a lot, actually.

who sleeps with someone she just met?

Go and do that? No.

Don't answer that. You bet she did.

But I want him to be part of my life.

- Come on! - Okay, okay, okay.

They're not going to ask you a damn thing.

Penis, shit, vagina, cock, wolf pussies.

I'm so glad you're here. It's been so crazy.

You would not believe the nasty shit

My betrothed, Pamela, would like you

Here you go. Back to bed, sweetheart.

Yes. I tend to agree.

Now, you put your thumb up nice lady's butthole,

Look at your flow, it's so nice and thick.

You can't look at other women.

Come on, buddy, open up the door immediately.

Sure. You swear?

and I'd like you to come to the wedding.

It's your turn to feed the babies.

Hold on. What's with all the heavy breathing?

Shouldn't I be sitting in my car seat?

DAVE IS A LITTLE BIT OF A PUSSY

There, we have it.

It's only 2:00!

I wouldn't like to sleep with that in my pants, either.

Oh, right. It's down there. Got it.

Fine. What is my favorite color, Dave?

It's been moved to 1100 Peachtree Boulevard.

He's good at it for five minutes, and it's gone.

Let's do that again.

Lorno, "Light porno." Tits and shadows.

And you make a ton of money.

Can you look a little bit harder? That's incredible!

Me asking Rojo if

If we make too large a counter offer, we risk driving them away.

You got any more questions?

I haven't been on a date in 18 years.

I mean, what's going on between us,

How are you? Good.

That place has got this non-resin tar

What are you doing to me?

who is incapable of being happy?

that only I, Dave, would know.

Not really. Uh-huh.

Dave. How are you?

Okay. Keep rolling, keep rolling.

What am I? A burglar?

and maybe a little bit for me, you know?

I need to cool it on the Thai food.

I'm going to work today, I'm going to quit my job.

Honestly, I'd be happy with anything engraved.

You're welcome, Dad.

Are you sure this is the address?

I had to sit through to get that lined up?

Less stress for me, less stress for you...

Excellent, girls.

Sorry you got stood up.

This merger is over.

Holy fuck-knuckles, I've got freckles on my taint.

Because you are a brain-damaged mule

You focus, you find it.

Really, what is time?

Yeah! Wait, who's Sabrina?

This is Dracula, Anne Rice-type shit

Good to go? Oh, yeah.

Okay, when will it be in the computer?

Hey, guess what? It's breakfast time.

Dave! Yes. Dave is here.

All right, let's do this.

No. It was not fucking cheating.

I know. I heard her.

We should wait to switch. We can do it...

What's she saying? The dinner song.

And those things, they don't sleep,

Hit the steering wheel. I'm going again!

No, we were not... Don't interrupt me, handsome.

was way, way better than the other girl's poem,

Can you put it down?

Okay, okay. Just friends. Just friends.

Mitch is gonna be great in our movie film.

Untitled Awesome Movie.

You know, Katie, this is exactly why people get divorced.

Give it to me, Steve!

How dare you tell him that?

Yeah, this is the place.

That is a very nice thing for a son to hear.

I forgot about raves!

I send you a card every year. Jamie, listen to me.

- Man, this is amazing. - I can't believe they're making me partner.

We wished we had each other's lives.

that we will really, really regret in the morning?

He's Mitch. I'm Mitch. Somehow we switched bodies.

This went so well. Yeah, it did.

Did you tell Daddy?

- Okay. - Bathed, diapered, and in the PJs.

I know. All right.

It's my turn. No, no, no.

You should let people into your sweet side.

I'm telling her the truth.

- Hello. - Mitch.

It is my distinct honor

Our social studies teacher? Yeah.

Stay here, talk to me. Sit on that chair.

He forgot me at the coffee shop

Everything's fine, dude. What's next?

You deserve that.

It's like we're swapping rides.

"he want me there? He thinks I'm an idiot."

Are you the one in charge here?

if all you did all day was eat hummus and masturbate.

How long have you known Dave?

Go to the fridge. Okay.