Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How are you? Good.

Dave. How are you?

Everything's fine, dude. What's next?

This merger is over.

I'm so glad you're here. It's been so crazy.

You would not believe the nasty shit

I send you a card every year. Jamie, listen to me.

Our social studies teacher? Yeah.

It's my turn. No, no, no.

was way, way better than the other girl's poem,

Sorry you got stood up.

Fine. What is my favorite color, Dave?

- Man, this is amazing. - I can't believe they're making me partner.

And you make a ton of money.

It's your turn to feed the babies.

Mitch is gonna be great in our movie film.

Oh, right. It's down there. Got it.

Hold on. What's with all the heavy breathing?

Okay, when will it be in the computer?

Oh, I've got your thing.

Because you are a brain-damaged mule

Go to the fridge. Okay.

This is Dracula, Anne Rice-type shit

Yes. I tend to agree.

I wouldn't like to sleep with that in my pants, either.

Are you sure this is the address?

No, we were not... Don't interrupt me, handsome.

We should wait to switch. We can do it...

Do you want to hotbox this nut sack? No, no.

Not really. Uh-huh.

Go and do that? No.

Yeah, this is the place.

You're welcome, Dad.

I'm going to work today, I'm going to quit my job.

She does it a lot, actually.

Dave! Yes. Dave is here.

DAVE IS A LITTLE BIT OF A PUSSY

I mean, what's going on between us,

- Come on! - Okay, okay, okay.

Good to go? Oh, yeah.

It's like we're swapping rides.

that only I, Dave, would know.

Penis, shit, vagina, cock, wolf pussies.

We wished we had each other's lives.

He's Mitch. I'm Mitch. Somehow we switched bodies.

If we make too large a counter offer, we risk driving them away.

I had to sit through to get that lined up?

This went so well. Yeah, it did.

who is incapable of being happy?

You know, Katie, this is exactly why people get divorced.

I'm telling her the truth.

Come on, buddy, open up the door immediately.

What are you doing to me?

Excellent, girls.

- Hello. - Mitch.

Can you put it down?

It's been moved to 1100 Peachtree Boulevard.

What a bad, bad day.

You should let people into your sweet side.

and I'd like you to come to the wedding.

I know. All right.

You can't look at other women.

Less stress for me, less stress for you...

Give it to me, Steve!

Did you tell Daddy?

Stay here, talk to me. Sit on that chair.

Let's do that again.

"he want me there? He thinks I'm an idiot."

Me asking Rojo if

Okay. Keep rolling, keep rolling.

Are you the one in charge here?

You deserve that.

Can you look a little bit harder? That's incredible!

You focus, you find it.

Hit the steering wheel. I'm going again!

How dare you tell him that?

if all you did all day was eat hummus and masturbate.

Now, you put your thumb up nice lady's butthole,

Holy fuck-knuckles, I've got freckles on my taint.

Untitled Awesome Movie.

Really, what is time?

Don't answer that. You bet she did.

Honestly, I'd be happy with anything engraved.

It's only 2:00!

No. It was not fucking cheating.

I know. I heard her.

That is a very nice thing for a son to hear.

I need to cool it on the Thai food.

And those things, they don't sleep,

They're not going to ask you a damn thing.

That place has got this non-resin tar

I forgot about raves!

My betrothed, Pamela, would like you

Shouldn't I be sitting in my car seat?

But I want him to be part of my life.

It is my distinct honor

who sleeps with someone she just met?

Sure. You swear?

Yeah! Wait, who's Sabrina?

What am I? A burglar?

He forgot me at the coffee shop

How long have you known Dave?

Look at your flow, it's so nice and thick.

There, we have it.

I haven't been on a date in 18 years.

Here you go. Back to bed, sweetheart.

Hey, guess what? It's breakfast time.

He excelled on all fronts,

What's she saying? The dinner song.

- Okay. - Bathed, diapered, and in the PJs.

that we will really, really regret in the morning?

You got any more questions?

He's good at it for five minutes, and it's gone.

All right, let's do this.

and maybe a little bit for me, you know?

Lorno, "Light porno." Tits and shadows.

Okay, okay. Just friends. Just friends.