Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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SAM, WANT TO HEAR A CRAZY IDEA?

* WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *

BUT YOU--YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.

I MEAN, YOU'VE GOT SOME EXTRA TIME ON YOUR HANDS.

I MEAN, THE GUY'S HOME LIFE

IS DIANE'S KEISTER.

HEY, W-WAIT A SECOND. YOU GOT A JOB HERE.

IT'S NOT A MISTAKE.

COACH, HOW ABOUT DOING THE HONORS HERE?

NOW, DON'T YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE--

THEY CHEER ME ON!

WELL, NOW IT DOESN'T MATTER

NO, NO. I'LL SAVE MY LEFT-HANDER FOR SATURDAY.

WELL, THAT'S JUST IRRITATING.

SPECS, AND DYNAMIC DUO.

WANT TO MANAGE THE TEAM HERE?

I'LL HAVE THESE GUYS IN SHAPE WITHIN THE WEEK.

I STOOD THERE, AND IT-- IT SEEMED LIKE FOREVER...

WELL, BRING HER TO THE PHONE.

WELL, COACH, THAT'S NOT A CRAZY IDEA.

NOW, LOOK, YOU'RE A FRIEND OF MINE,

THANK YOU. THIS IS GONNA GO A LONG WAY

* TOO-RA-LOO-RA- *

HEY, NOW, HOW ABOUT A CANDLE LIT DINNER FOR 2?

MORT, YOU GOT YOURSELF A MANAGER.

IF IT'S...PEN, PENCIL, PEN, PENCIL, PAD...

I DREW A COMPLETE BLANK.

HUH? NOW, IN THE OLD DAYS,