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WOMEN JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND.
BEFORE GAMES, POURING COFFEE DOWN MY THROAT
LOOK, IS A HANDSHAKE GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?
HI.
I MEAN--I MEAN, COACH IS JUST BEING DEDICATED,
WE GOT A REAL CHANCE
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
YOU DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH YOUR TEAM.
THERE'S BEAUTY IN NATURE,
A-GOO, GOO, GOO, GOO, GOO, GOO.
ALL RIGHT, MAYBE YOU, UH...
HEY, HEY...THE ONE YOU USED TO TELL ME,
YEAH, AND A HELL OF A LOT OF GOOD
THANK YOU.
AND EAT HIM ALIVE.
I SPEND HALF MY LIFE TRYING TO KEEP THIS BAR ON ITS FEET,
HEY, YOU GUYS SEEN MISS JUNE?
LOOK, SAMMY, I-- YOU KNOW, I'M JUST TIRED
THAT'S--THAT'S WOMAN'S FUN.
COACH, YOU'VE BEEN, UH, THROWING DOWN
SO YOU'RE GONNA QUIT, HUH?
A WHOLE NEW PERSON I DISLIKE INTENSELY.
NORMIE, NORMIE, NORMIE, NORMIE.
THAT'S WHAT I GOT ON MY HANDS--
GOD COULDN'T BE EVERYWHERE.
OVER MY DEAD BODY.
THAT'S RIGHT.
HATING YOU LIKE YOU HATED MR. SPIRES.
NAH. THEY WENT RIGHT TO RAW MEAT.
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING HERE.
I'M NOT KIDDING.
SAM, WE GOT ANY MORE OF THOSE ANTACID TABLETS?
IF YOU CAN'T HUMILIATE THE OTHER TEAM?!
[SIGHS]
* YOU WANT TO GO WHERE PEOPLE KNOW *
I MEAN, THERE'S A--
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, FILE OUT,
YOU KNOW THE GAME. IT'D BE GOOD FOR YOU.
WELL, I'M AFRAID THAT THEY'LL TAKE SOMEBODY
ALL THOSE PARENTS, SAM, THEY CHEER FOR ME.
AW, NOW, COME ON.
FUN! THAT'S WHY THEY'RE MAKING ALL THOSE MISTAKES!
SHUT UP!
WHAT?
TO PAY A LOT OF BILLS.
SAM? THIS IS SERIOUS.
All: * TOO-RA-LOO-RA- *
[WHISPERING] She's asleep.
HEY, NOW, THERE'S A FUN GUY.
CONGRATULATIONS, CLIFF.