Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're the best assistant I ever had.

As Gandhi says, "Make the change you wish to see in the world."

To us! And depression!

You're always mad at me. There's nothing I can say.

Please, just let me say it.

which I get why that sucks,

-Would it even matter? -No, words are meaningless.

Yeah, who is Sloane Crosley?

[chuckles] Yes, but before I drink to that and then depart with you

What I did to save the show, do you understand?

but with an understanding that one day, they may be up-cycled to a higher status.

Raven! She's circling around, portending my doom?

You said we were gonna meet at Pi Café for dinner.

-Depression. -...depression.

Your first task is to clear my schedule every third Friday.

Raven-Symoné is circling.

And right before our tour!

I'm gonna miss everything. We have this connection now.

for believing in me when I didn't,

No, the sun sets in the west.

-A cinnabunny and a coffee, please. -3.25.

-Hmm? -[Joey] Whoa. Uh-oh.

-Huh, that is pretty cool. -Doggy-doggy, what, now?

-Mm. -[muffled grunting]

If that woman happens to be a turtle in a two-piece,

Maybe they are. I don't know. What do I look like, the Wesleyan Argus?

What would Jesus do? Not this guy. [chuckles]

Unless thou art a witch, then God wills ye be burnt at the stake.

We accept those terms. We're left with one final issue.

that directly determines whether or not I get fired--

It's an easy job. Craig T. Nelson's balder by the day.

Look at this busted photo. It's from over a year ago.

They put me on Prozac in college and I was so calm and boring,

Anyway, we're going to a show. You're welcome to join us.