Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, we gotta work together,

Slim Robinson. Hey.

I would see something, like a cool car

while simultaneously being in a heterosexual relationship.

Trace amounts of Norethandrolone and Furazabol.

Stupendous. I'm Mick Porterhouse and-- (sniffs hard) Woo!

in the history of cycling, in large part due to the fact

Hamm: Jabin's punch kicked off the most massive scuffle in Tour history.

He's practically dancing on the pedals

The UCI should have understood that.

Being your first Tour, were you rattled by anything?

with an engine in his bike.

Both: To drag me away from you.

People dope. Yeah. They risk their lives,

How are you holding up at this pace?

Oh, that's when you, um, puke and shit and jizz at the same time.

it is truly an honor to be here to represent Africa,

were it not for a forsaken water bottle.

Fuck you! I ride fast!!

Hey, hey, bella senora! (echoes)

conducting my interviews during the race,

And this is how I became a boxer.

All right, calm-- calm down. We were just doing our job.

Tour de France! It's a 250 kilometer ride

Hamm: But what no one knew was that the color barrier

He is absolutely tearing up the Pyrenees like a man possessed.

Lost the race, lost my girl,

I'm a better fighter than I am a cyclist."

It was worth it... (door closes)

Ladybugs, Juwanna Ma-- Juwanna Mann

Just One of the Guys, Nobody's Perfect,

Man 2: I don't know. Somebody fucked up.

Wright: Here we go! He's into the tuck for the downhill.

We can do this together. No, you do it for us, Marty.

I wanted to be the first black something too.

(cheers, applause)

and... I bless the rains down in Africa.

You know, I love tending the land, milking the cows,

they're gonna start calling him "Slim's uncle."

The way the French cover their sporting events is gorgeous.

Being here in France, I miss it back home,

that virtually every rider in the race was doping,

What's a basketball player look like?

Fighting and his outfits that he claimed to be made

Yes! Fuck Martin Jones!!

the 187-kilometer ride from Fontenay-sous-Bois

I'm eligible to win this thing.