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You know, there's an old saying in Nigeria:
Yeah, I mean, look where we are.
They even found some heroin in his system.
and in love made me so upset,
This is the most important shit that has ever happened ever!
It was a very fucked up year for bicycle riding.
(laughs)
Man 2: Just wait till he goes to the bathroom, then we all leave.
Monsieur Ditters, we are police!
How can you ride a bike with a...
Ditman Klerker-- Klerken. Ditmen Klerken.
and taken a couple MDAs.
they wouldn't get drug-tested that year.
he found himself in cycling's first battle of the sexes.
It's beautiful out here.
from a high-tech breathable material he called Spanlon.
At some point during the three-week race,
was considered manslaughter,
the UCI has decided to allow
Well, it's only day two. Don't kill yourself.
Hamm: It was all Marty, all alone, heading into Paris.
Hamm: By stage 14, Marty and Adrian were
Life of Stronto
Oh, this is from when I did meth.
Marty's father owned a diamond mine
Luckily, we only have to tell the story of five of them.
I was never a cheetah.
Hamm: But he was far from alone that year.
Would you like to see them?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up, Rex.
a huge deal for me, you know?
Hamm: JuJu wasn't the only one suspicious of Gustav's newfound energy.
No, they're pulling over for a break.
Wright: And here we go. Looks like we're finally getting a race.
Wright: And that's not all.
athletes took drug abuse to a level never seen before or thereafter,
I do not know what has got into this guy.
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Why punish me? Look at me.
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so the rest of us could draft.
at a pace most sprinters achieve on flat land,
Cyclists are hunks.
with his record-setting pace.
Shut the fuck up!
The riders' bulging, shaved quadriceps
I'm just a guy on a bike following a homosexual couple
But no, no, no, that's-- that's not true.
that he had cooked down into a broth that he drank.
I beat the shit outta that kid, man.
Really? You think that people will start
was a woman named Victoria Young.
We tied a rope to our bikes
Cheetah. If I have cheetah blood in me,
Yes Fuck marty hass
Well, to see Marty in the lead
That's something for people to think about
The-- the shaving of legs.
Passing cars have absolutely no clue that an event of any kind is taking place.