Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I've never done this before,
Somehow, Marty Hass
That's right, you heard it.
You really cared. It was just super strong character development,
(birds chirping)
that is if I don't pass out immediately.
Jabin Dolchey! Speed the competition!
because I couldn't draw fast enough.
quite possibly the most difficult climb
You heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen,
to the ugliness that was about to ensue.
And for this, I received...
It was... felicity.
It's really peaty.
Marty: Oh, I was-- I was just, uh,
Uh, I'm not familiar with that.
(shouting) Wright: Slim is moving at an incredible pace
It was the French news wave.
and you are like a... champion.
(clicks) Ah!
That was it.
it wasn't just impressive footage
Time to go kill myself. (chuckles)
disciplinary cunnilingus
...and the white blood cells, who are the police force around here.
Anyway, Gustav Ditters was blood doping,
(calmly) Slim Robinson by a long shot.
I mean, I was the first black man in the Tour de France,
(grunting in unison)
With 3.5 billion viewers, it is far and away
(birds chirping)
the final five, which I am dubbing The Fab 5.
(chuckles) Silly.
Honeycut: I'm gonna have to work
uh, and then something weird happened.
No spectators line the streets.
After that...
with literally hundreds of dollars on the line,
(distorted voice)
I rocked a trifecta and I passed out
(shouting) How is he doing this?
Just because I have cheetah blood does not make me a cheetah!
He was riding with the greatest cyclists in the world.
It's a terrible crash! (crashing)
(speaks French)
showing no signs of fatigue.
(woman speaks French)
♪ ♪ Hass: It was a tough day.
Yeah, hi. Can you ride fast?
Jackie fucking Robinson! (bottles clinking)
With only five guys, you really got to know each of them.
Sometimes you just need a time-out.
Rex Honeycut: Well, the atmosphere is positively electric
But then one day my bicycle was stolen.
...JuJu Peppi's heart exploded.
Stop! We're just attacking ourselves!
Because he was in this huge debt,
Yeah, burn it down!
It's full-blown AIDS in here!
but he did eventually, as you know,
I was originally an animator for Sesame Street,
(bicycles whizzing past)
Let's burn this motherfucker down!
Yeah.
and there would be no losers.