Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Anyway, Gustav Ditters was blood doping,
but he did eventually, as you know,
With 3.5 billion viewers, it is far and away
♪ ♪ Hass: It was a tough day.
(shouting) How is he doing this?
Somehow, Marty Hass
it wasn't just impressive footage
(clicks) Ah!
Marty: Oh, I was-- I was just, uh,
disciplinary cunnilingus
He was riding with the greatest cyclists in the world.
I mean, I was the first black man in the Tour de France,
(shouting) Wright: Slim is moving at an incredible pace
and there would be no losers.
that is if I don't pass out immediately.
Yeah.
quite possibly the most difficult climb
Let's burn this motherfucker down!
And for this, I received...
It was the French news wave.
and you are like a... champion.
Stop! We're just attacking ourselves!
(bicycles whizzing past)
...and the white blood cells, who are the police force around here.
uh, and then something weird happened.
With only five guys, you really got to know each of them.
But then one day my bicycle was stolen.
(grunting in unison)
Uh, I'm not familiar with that.
(calmly) Slim Robinson by a long shot.
That was it.
Yeah, hi. Can you ride fast?
(birds chirping)
No spectators line the streets.
(birds chirping)
I've never done this before,
I rocked a trifecta and I passed out
(speaks French)
You really cared. It was just super strong character development,
Yeah, burn it down!
Jackie fucking Robinson! (bottles clinking)
It's full-blown AIDS in here!
the final five, which I am dubbing The Fab 5.
Honeycut: I'm gonna have to work
because I couldn't draw fast enough.
...JuJu Peppi's heart exploded.
It's really peaty.
Just because I have cheetah blood does not make me a cheetah!
showing no signs of fatigue.
It's a terrible crash! (crashing)
Sometimes you just need a time-out.
You heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen,
Because he was in this huge debt,
I was originally an animator for Sesame Street,
Rex Honeycut: Well, the atmosphere is positively electric
(distorted voice)
Time to go kill myself. (chuckles)
Jabin Dolchey! Speed the competition!
to the ugliness that was about to ensue.
(woman speaks French)
It was... felicity.
with literally hundreds of dollars on the line,
That's right, you heard it.
(chuckles) Silly.
After that...