Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why don’t you take a civil service exam? I am NOT taking a civil service exam.

I've never noticed your hands before, let me see.

That's what comes from avoiding manual labor your whole life.

- Sure. Yeah. - Oh, yeah.

You know that Leslie's in the clothing business?

...and he was left with nothing but a claw.

- Hey, I got a terrific joke for you. - I'm not interested.

Why’d you put the bananas in there

can you spare a little case for an old buccaneer?

Simon talking to Ruckus at Allied Gardens. Haha.

Steve has Become a Hand Model

Stress is very damaging to the epidermis

It's a Spanish galleon." There's no comeback for that.

SOLETHIMHAVEBANANASONTHESIDE!!!!

- Your hands. - What about them?

But I don't wanna be a pirate.

Why are we so guilty and so-? "Excuse me.

- Yeah. - Have you completely lost your mind?

It's a puffy shirt. I feel ridiculous in it.

But I don't wanna be a pirate!

If you talked this loud to begin with, I wouldn't be in this costume.

- Like that? - Just like that. Hold it. Good.

Look at it. It's fantastic.

What? No, Jerry, you are promoting a benefit...

I think you're all a little touched in the head.

He traveled the world seeking a cure.

And here's your check.

Towards the end, his hands became so frozen...

Pardon me. I'm sorry." Why can't, just once, I go:

You know, I never noticed this before.

I think it's the stupidest shirt I've ever seen, to be perfectly honest with you.

She's one of these low-talkers. You can't hear a word.

My mother has never set foot in a natural body of water.

You never mentioned them to me.

Where do you get off comparing your hands to my hands?