Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What are you looking at?

So his penis is the size of an evian bottle.

Pleasure doing business with you.

There are two different types of dick pics.

I'm not gonna help you kill yourself, rue.

This is, like, the craziest party I've ever been to.

Not if they're a hundred percent straight.

And then that video came out. And they did see what she looked like,

But don't you dare get pregnant.

- Who is it? - Rue: It's me. Open the door.

the fucking drugs in the first place!

Oh, my god. What happened?

If there's a fucking hand in the frame, at least you can be,

- The lake. - When?

Like, really tiny, and I can barely see it.

Aside from that being a really shitty thing to say, it's also not true.

but could also be in fucking moma.

So you're basically in a long-distance relationship.

Relax, mom. He has a roommate.

- Yeah, no, I promise. - Yeah, just be a gentleman.

Sorry, I can't help you.

I need help! Someone get this jellyfish off me!

Yeah, but if I say that, then she's gonna make me an enemy, too.

He's a jock. His mom is super conservative.

Dirty fingernails.

When I can come, and when I can't come.

Men who'd never leave her, disappoint her, break her heart.

No, I'm serious. I'm not even joshing you. I mean... Jesus.

- Out of my way, dick. - Okay, bitch.

I'm just saying I really, really, really like him.

Keep laughing at me! Keep laughing at me!

You have to understand that I just want you to be safe, okay?

You're a fucking dropout drug dealer. You know that?

Kill the fucking music!

I'm putting a lot of trust into you.

I sent him a few pics from the school bathroom during class.

And I'll see you later.