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Because I already know a crazy lady. His aunt Marva.
But what are you gonna do with them, Poovey?
Duh
Being a Negro must be so exciting!
And I had to check my gun, obviously, so I...
Oh, so now you got a "but." But if you think about it,
Ha! Oh, man, was my fake name not the best?
Hey, guard, we got a sick man in here!
Now we'll see how you like
Intriguing.
Remember? 'Cause you screwed his wife's tits off.
- Oh, well... - For treatment and counseling.
- Eats paper. By the pound. - Mm-hmm. God bless that mess.
We're painting the town red!
had to serve in support units.
The bad news is, your wife has Syphilis."
Mother: I'm sorry, what was that?
Mother: Well, then, I suggest you wake him.
I could actually go for some pie.
So, unless they keep all the fingerprint cards down here...
But I wonder. What if we had a comedy night?
No. Come on. Look, I realize
Yeah, I guess it does, kind of.
But then... how...
How quasi?
Or even a belt. Or even shoelaces.
Uh... oh, prostitutes and, uh, Syphilis. Okay.
don't exactly make us war heroes.
And, Poovey, book her as a Jane Doe.