Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Satellite TV bill.

Hey, guys, I'm trying to organize a little lunch for everyone, since ya know, we’re never gonna see each other again…

Quarantine be like

I'm sorry, all right. It's done. It's done.

cordially, future Dwight

Like Romeo + Juliet. The Claire Danes one.

I have a few unpleasant memories of Scranton and...

What are you gonna do?

TOBY: Well, for a minute there, I saw myself selling my house,

As of today, I have accepted a senior management position at Staples.

STANLEY: I couldn't be happier.

What can't you tell me?

No, no, no. A water or a tissue?

I know, I know. Well, I'll land on my feet. Yeah.

Sure. Jan, do you know, is anyone coming back to Scranton?

For the time being, it seems that all of your jobs are safe.

I gotta make some calls. Excuse me, I'm sorry, Jim.

Excuse me, Jan, I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to stop you there.

Oh, you gotta... Josh?

Yeah, I'm happy he said that.

Oh, now all of a sudden you get picky?

Is it? We did it! We did it!

The day just gets worse and worse.

it's a blessing in disguise

So, listen, I know you're seeing someone, but I'm still willing if you are.

Say what you will about the Middle East sportswashing, but they would never do that

Well... It's about talent.

I mean, it'd be a pain to have to find another job, so...

Oh, yeah, totally.

You'll find something else and...

Oh, that's good. That's great.

Do you think Stanleys grow on trees? Well, they don't.

...she is going to play an important role in our company's future.

Say what you will about Joel Fleischman but he would never have done that.

Where's Michael?

And right now, the title of Michael's book is Something Weird is Going On:

There Is No Dan Tree Show me that FArm