HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
You love showers. You love mornings and bologna
Mom, can we have the sunblock?
- I don't have any. - What? Beer?
Yes. I also read about it in the diary.
Come on, everyone. Josie, fire up the slides!
- There's no one else in here. - Oh, right.
like people do in the movies when they're sad.
I'm coming with you.
I know one of the ticket sellers.
Aw, my Bobby baby.
How would you like to suck my balls? (All gasps)
Pull!
Of course I do. Got your size, food allergies,
I got pink eye on my foot once.- Teddy
Uh, uh, y... Look, you can't give up now.
I want to get a prime spot in the adults-only tanning area.
Why the fuck not? Shane!
Josie, you want to explain why there are a bunch of kids
It was so detailed and up to date.
♪ Soakin' in the water till my bones dissolve ♪
Is it Cheese of the Month? No, no, wait, wait, wait.
The one from the lazy river?
You got it.
Oh, no, these are regular shoes. They're just wet.
Murder!
You're all grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for the rest of your fucking lives.
youre mother's not being a boob punch tina eugene and louise
so I could have you help me hold Gayle down,
We could go to an orphanage for a while.
but I'll come over tonight. All right?
- in the super secret hi... - In the super secret hiding spot?
Okay, where is it?
BALDI'S BASICS PLUS V1.0 IS RELEASING IN 2028 MYSTMAN12 STOP ME BEFORE I TELL THE WORLD! Mystman12: Oh noes!!!
No, wait, Nat, you-you and your friends
Yeah. Cost me $329.
And you just keep your eyes open, okay?
Hello?
a lot because people think I'm taken?
A hot, young, leather couch.
Do you guys want to explain this?
Hold on. Aren't they already married?
♪ You love mornings and bologna ♪
Oh, yeah? (Mom voice recording) Let’s not say anything about Art, unless you want your life to be a living hell.
I'm going lazy river. There's nothing better
Wh-What are you doing here?
youre mother's not being a boob punch tina,eugene and louise
- What's wrong, Tina? - Oh, nothing.
My-my arm is stuck! Oh, my God.