Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

YOU WANT ME TO TAKE AN EXTRA LONG SHOWER?

YOU'RE STRESSED. YOU'RE OBSERVANT.

I SWEAR YOU THINK IT WAS MY COMING-OUT PORTRAIT NOT HERS

STOP CRYING. FRANCINE, DRINK YOUR WATER.

WOW. THAT'S MY DAUGHTER.

WE'LL GO TO PARIS AND EAT OUT OF THEIR DUMPSTER.

CHRISTOPHER WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE. I KNOW.

XEROXING. WHAT?

HOW CAN IT BE TOO SMALL?

WILL YOU JUST -- I READ.

OH. "MYRA WALDO'S TRAVEL AND MOTORING GUIDE TO EUROPE."

I HAVE BEEN CORDIALLY INVITED

THE C&H PURE CANE SUGAR DANCERS?

I KNOW THE INVITATION SAID WE WERE ALL GATHERING NEXT WEEK,

OKAY. SO, HOW ARE WE DOING?

I WAS JUST BRINGING YOU SOME COFFEE. THANKS.

NOBODY TALKED ABOUT IT EVER AGAIN.

WE ARE. WE'RE GOING TO BACKPACK AROUND EUROPE.

I HAD TO PICK THE BEST ONES.

YOU SAY, "EXCUSE ME, MOM. I'M HAVING A BABY. GIVE ME A RIDE!"

GOOD. GET THE GUYS' LUNCH ORDERS.

* IF YOU'RE OUT ON THE ROAD *

HOW'S SOOKIE SUPPOSED TO PLAN A BEANIE BABY MENU?

UM, PARIS? YES.

SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. REALLY.

WE ARE NOT GONNA BURY HIM ALIVE.

YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN ALONG VERY WELL WITH MY FATHER.

[ DOOR BELL RINGING ]

WHAT'S THAT? IT'S NOTHING.

YES, IS THERE SPIN-OFF POTENTIAL?

SHE'S FEELING ABANDONED. SHE'S RIGHT IN THERE.

WE'LL BE RIGHT HERE WAITING.

WHY ELSE WOULD I SUGGEST A DVD PLAYER?

THESE ARE YOUR FRIENDS WE'RE SEEING TONIGHT.

IT'S A RARE TREAT TO HAVE AN EVENING ALONE

"EUROPE THROUGH THE BACK DOOR," "THE ROUGH GUIDE TO EUROPE" --

AREN'T YOU GONNA READ IT BACK?

OR YOU'LL THINK YOU GAVE BIRTH TO PHLEGM.

LORELAI, THE PHOTOGRAPHER

WHAT DO I GOTTA SAY

YOU'RE NOT A KID. YOU'RE A GROWN WOMAN.

BUT SINCE THE RAIN IN SPAIN STAYS MAINLY IN THE PLAIN...

OH, I'M SORRY. JUST...

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR ATTITUDE, YOUNG LADY.

SHE'S A LAWYER.

SO, I HAVE TO SAY, I REALLY HATED THAT RESTAURANT.

WHATEVER YOU SAY, RICHARD. LORELAI, WE ARE LEAVING! PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THAT!

SHE TOUCHED THE BACCARAT UNICORN.

BEFORE I GO AND SPEND THE EVENING WITH MY MOTHER ALONE. WHO AM I SAYING THIS TO?

I'LL CALL YOU LATER. WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

I'M CHECKING THEM OFF AS WE GO.

* IF YOU NEED * * IF YOU NEED *

MM-HMM. "FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 7th, 6:00 P.M.,

OKAY. WELL, THEN, I GUESS IT'S RORY.

HAS IT HAPPENED? DID I MISS IT? NO.

IT'S BEEN FOUR HOURS. GO HOME.

I HAD THE CHEAP SEAT BEFORE. MY VIEW WAS QUITE DIFFERENT.

I'M NOT READY. I HAD IT PLANNED.

YOU'VE TO RSVP TO A C-SECTION. AND BRING A GIFT.

I'LL JUST SLEEP ON THE BENCH OUTSIDE. MUCH BETTER ARRANGEMENT.

SO I ALWAYS WIND UP TURNING IT ON AFTER A MOVIE HAS STARTED. I DON'T LIKE THAT.

BUT I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT A DVD PLAYER.

I'M STILL NOT SURE THAT HE'S ACTUALLY MADE A DIME YET.

[ GRUNTING SOFTLY ]

I'VE GOTTA GET BACK TO WORK. I'M SWAMPED. YOU'RE LEAVING ME ALONE?