Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

AREN'T YOU GONNA READ IT BACK?

I'VE GOTTA GET BACK TO WORK. I'M SWAMPED. YOU'RE LEAVING ME ALONE?

* IF YOU NEED * * IF YOU NEED *

SO, I HAVE TO SAY, I REALLY HATED THAT RESTAURANT.

LORELAI, THE PHOTOGRAPHER

OKAY. WELL, THEN, I GUESS IT'S RORY.

YOU'RE NOT A KID. YOU'RE A GROWN WOMAN.

BUT SINCE THE RAIN IN SPAIN STAYS MAINLY IN THE PLAIN...

WHAT'S THAT? IT'S NOTHING.

I'M STILL NOT SURE THAT HE'S ACTUALLY MADE A DIME YET.

SO I ALWAYS WIND UP TURNING IT ON AFTER A MOVIE HAS STARTED. I DON'T LIKE THAT.

UM, PARIS? YES.

YES, IS THERE SPIN-OFF POTENTIAL?

I WAS JUST BRINGING YOU SOME COFFEE. THANKS.

GOOD. GET THE GUYS' LUNCH ORDERS.

I'LL JUST SLEEP ON THE BENCH OUTSIDE. MUCH BETTER ARRANGEMENT.

WE'LL GO TO PARIS AND EAT OUT OF THEIR DUMPSTER.

WE'LL BE RIGHT HERE WAITING.

SHE'S A LAWYER.

I'M CHECKING THEM OFF AS WE GO.

OKAY. SO, HOW ARE WE DOING?

SHE'S FEELING ABANDONED. SHE'S RIGHT IN THERE.

I SWEAR YOU THINK IT WAS MY COMING-OUT PORTRAIT NOT HERS

HOW CAN IT BE TOO SMALL?

I'LL CALL YOU LATER. WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

YOU'VE TO RSVP TO A C-SECTION. AND BRING A GIFT.

I HAVE BEEN CORDIALLY INVITED

WE ARE NOT GONNA BURY HIM ALIVE.

BUT I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT A DVD PLAYER.

YOU SAY, "EXCUSE ME, MOM. I'M HAVING A BABY. GIVE ME A RIDE!"

HOW'S SOOKIE SUPPOSED TO PLAN A BEANIE BABY MENU?

OH. "MYRA WALDO'S TRAVEL AND MOTORING GUIDE TO EUROPE."

YOU'RE STRESSED. YOU'RE OBSERVANT.

WHAT DO I GOTTA SAY

XEROXING. WHAT?

STOP CRYING. FRANCINE, DRINK YOUR WATER.

WOW. THAT'S MY DAUGHTER.

WE ARE. WE'RE GOING TO BACKPACK AROUND EUROPE.

I'M NOT READY. I HAD IT PLANNED.

I HAD THE CHEAP SEAT BEFORE. MY VIEW WAS QUITE DIFFERENT.

NOBODY TALKED ABOUT IT EVER AGAIN.

YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN ALONG VERY WELL WITH MY FATHER.

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR ATTITUDE, YOUNG LADY.

OH, I'M SORRY. JUST...

WHATEVER YOU SAY, RICHARD. LORELAI, WE ARE LEAVING! PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THAT!

SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. REALLY.

I KNOW THE INVITATION SAID WE WERE ALL GATHERING NEXT WEEK,

"EUROPE THROUGH THE BACK DOOR," "THE ROUGH GUIDE TO EUROPE" --

HAS IT HAPPENED? DID I MISS IT? NO.

* IF YOU'RE OUT ON THE ROAD *

THE C&H PURE CANE SUGAR DANCERS?

[ DOOR BELL RINGING ]

BEFORE I GO AND SPEND THE EVENING WITH MY MOTHER ALONE. WHO AM I SAYING THIS TO?

MM-HMM. "FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 7th, 6:00 P.M.,

OR YOU'LL THINK YOU GAVE BIRTH TO PHLEGM.

WILL YOU JUST -- I READ.

IT'S BEEN FOUR HOURS. GO HOME.

THESE ARE YOUR FRIENDS WE'RE SEEING TONIGHT.

[ GRUNTING SOFTLY ]

IT'S A RARE TREAT TO HAVE AN EVENING ALONE

WHY ELSE WOULD I SUGGEST A DVD PLAYER?

I HAD TO PICK THE BEST ONES.

YOU WANT ME TO TAKE AN EXTRA LONG SHOWER?

CHRISTOPHER WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE. I KNOW.

SHE TOUCHED THE BACCARAT UNICORN.