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CLEARANCE SALE RE-ENACTMENT FOR ANOTHER DAY, SHALL WE?
NONE OF MY FRIENDS ARE HERE.
OKAY. WELL, CAN YOU DO IT?
"DINNER AT SUSHI SUSHI, AND THEN BACK TO THE HOSPITAL
AND I'D LIKE YOU TO DROP THIS CONVERSATION NOW.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE HERE. I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D MAKE IT.
LOOKS LIKE THE GILMORES ARE PLANNING A TRIP AGAIN.
I'D MUCH RATHER GO TO BED AND IGNORE THE FACT THAT THE SYMPHONY
YOU GOING TO THE BANK? NO.
AND AS AN ADDED BONUS, THE NEW CLASSIC DANCE SERIES --
I CAN FILL MY TIME ALL BY MYSELF,
AND IF HE DOESN'T GET HERE IN TIME? THEN WE'LL WAIT.
THEY WILL GET MARRIED. THEY WILL LIVE HERE.
HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA SIT HERE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
RIGHT THROUGH THERE. THANK YOU.
HOW ARE YOU? THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN NOW.
SO YOU'LL GO? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GO TO COLLEGE.
OH, HOW ABOUT A PLUMBING PROBLEM? SOUNDS GOOD.
BUT WE WANT TO BE SPONTANEOUS.
MOM, IT'S ME, LORELAI. I'M HOME.
NO. GRANDMA, IT'S GOING TO BE FUN.
SHE'S AT BOSTON MEMORIAL. I WILL MEET YOU THERE.
YOU'RE GONNA HURT YOURSELF OR SET THE HOUSE ON FIRE.
JUST HOLD YOUR BREATH THIS ONE ACTUALLY TAKES.
AND CHRISTOPHER WILL GO TO WORK AT MY COMPANY.
SHE'S EXTREMELY SENSITIVE ABOUT THAT TODAY. OKAY, KISS.
I HAVE JUST ONE QUESTION -- WHY HIS COMPANY?
WHO PROBABLY EXPECTS GOOD FOOD WITH HER FANCY PLATES
SO, I GUESS NOW WE WAIT? YEP, NOW WE WAIT.
LORELAI? YEAH?
I'M ACTUALLY DONE WITH SCHOOL. I COULD GRAB A TRAIN --
AND TAKE NOTE OF THE FACT THAT THE IDEA OF POSING
RORY, YES, SWEETIE, THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE.
HEAR, HEAR!
YOU CAN STILL TRAVEL AROUND AIMLESSLY
PLEASE EXCUSE ME. I HAVE WORK TO DO.
GREAT, WHO'S NEXT? SHELDON HARNICK.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU. YOU'RE WELCOME.
TO SLEEP IN A PARK LIKE A SQUIRREL.
I DIDN'T. I SWEAR.
YOU HAVE PERFECT TIMING.
I'M HOME, AND I'M TAKING MY SWEATER OFF.
UNTIL THEY GIVE IT A GOOD CLEANING
I HAVE FUNCTIONS AND FUND-RAISING EVENTS TO ORGANIZE.
IT WAS SITTING THERE WHEN I GOT HERE,
YES, BUT I NEVER KNOW WHERE THE MAID PUTS THAT GUIDE,
YOU FIND OUT WHERE THAT SMELL IS COMING FROM.
YEAH, SHE'S GONNA SEE HER NEW HALF SISTER FRESH FROM THE OVEN.
I KNOW WE'RE UPSET, BUT MAYBE WE SHOULD ASK THE KIDS WHAT THEY THINK.
SHE WENT BACK TO WORK, SHE'LL CALL YOU LATER. SHE'S AT WORK?
YOU KNOW HOW TO HOOK THIS UP? I KNOW TO READ THE MANUAL.
IT'S A PLAN.
YEAH, HAVE A SEAT. JESS, COFFEE OVER HERE?
[ SIGHS ]
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
SURE.
WHO'S BACKPACKING AND STAYING IN HOSTELS?
LORELAI GILMORE. WOW, YOU LOOK NICE
HEAR, HEAR! OKAY.
"FOR A FORMAL VIEWING OF BRAND-NEW BABY GEORGIA.
SHERRY? IT'S RORY.
WELL, THAT SOUNDS VERY EXCITING.
She screwed up, but she's still our Sherry.
BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER. BECAUSE HE'S NOT HERE. WHERE'S MAUREEN?