Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't need to go to a seniors' center.
- Certainly. Good night. - Good night.
Me? How am I supposed to fix it?
Spin class, worked up quite a sweat.
Cornucopia, what a mellifluous word.
It's nice to meet you too, Sheldon.
I believe a misunderstanding may have occurred...
No worries, I explained my predicament to our letter carrier.
Turns out they guard the iPods, but they don't guard the shirts.
Excuse me. That's my girlfriend Bernadette.
Just kidding. First thing you need to know about me...
Meemaw resisted at first, but now she loves it.
Way to go on the details.
No misunderstanding.
Amy, what is he saying?
...so she'll be satisfied that I'm in a relationship.
...by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis?
Me? How am I supposed to fix it?
Go on, Amy.
One time at my lab...
- Yep, it is. - Seventy-three!
- What? - That's what she said.
Yeah. Israeli Krav Maga. Lots of fun.
- Thanks again for doing this, Bernadette. - Oh, I take pacts very seriously.