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She's a girl, she's a friend.
I was once robbed by a pre-op transsexual I met on JDate...
- Tell her I'm not here. - Where are you?
Screwed.
My apologies.
EZ Aquarii B, EZ Aquarii C...
Amy, that's the most pragmatic thing anyone has ever said to me.
Quite frankly, I don't see what all the hoopla is about.
I'm not jealous.
...by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis?
- Thank you. That went very well. - Agreed.
Amy Farrah Fowler has asked me to meet her mother
You realize he's just rubbing our noses...
As per your suggestion, we're hanging out.
....
That is apt and amusing.
...and shouts, "Who wants to take a ride in my invisible plane?"
...and the apparent collective decision on the part of all womankind...
Bitches be crazy