Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...which now that I think about it is not so good.
No, I'm not gonna pick up a woman in a bar.
Fix it for me.
Well, she obviously wants to take your relationship to the next level.
It's a wonder neither of us has been hurt.
When I call him, his phone plays "Brown Eyed Girl"...
- Let's make that our word of the day. - Agreed.
- So we'd be perpetrating a ruse? - Precisely.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I met her at Comic-Con.
All I wanna do is present you as my boyfriend to my mother...
...and I can barely tolerate sitting on the couch with you.
...in the fact that he has a girlfriend and we don't.
What?
Those are the stars that are nearest to me.
And you haven't fallen hopelessly in love with me?
I just know I'm not gonna spend time with someone I don't like...
It's very nice.
Sheldon, I'm just not dating someone right now.
...if we should actually engage in coitus at least one time in our relationship.
We are like wild animals in heat.
Height, strength, attractiveness...
I was showing this super hot girl how to boot up in safe mode...