Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Would you like to join me for Chinese food?
Well, she obviously wants to take your relationship to the next level.
Simple. You want a girlfriend. Amy wants to be someone's girlfriend.
I mean, they may not really be geniuses, but they see right through that.
...in one of them, there's probably a Sheldon...
Why can't you get it?
The one place in the world where saying "I own a comic book store"...
Come on, just give her a chance. Maybe she'll grow on you.
What are you working on?
To be clear, I meant Bernadette, not your mother.
Ehh, time's up.
What's with the T-shirt? You're working at the Apple store now?
...oyster bars, the Apple Genius Bar.
...Procyon A.
- Did you know that, Leonard? - No.
Yeah. Building on your premise...
You're saying I couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a handful of pardons.
- Hi. - Hi. You don't look like a genius.