Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Good news, I made lots of room for dessert.
We now live at 311 Los Robles.
I have a functioning and satisfying relationship with a female.
The only flaw in an otherwise perfect plan
Sheldon, please, you're suffocating me.
- Why not? - Because then I'd be alone. Like you.
...Lalande 21185, Sirius A, Sirius B...
...in social gathering places such as bars or taverns.
So you're still just texting and e-mailing?
If they took all the money they spent trying to make a decent Hulk movie...
Just FYI, don't try to go back with a fake mustache.
Leonard has none of these attributes, right, Leonard?
I understand that some people find mates...
- Girl who's a friend. - Thank you.
Rats!
I'll look forward to it.
...only with an absurd amount of hair gel.
Well, I have to void my bladder.
...BL-Ceti, UV-Ceti, Ross 154...
- Oh. Well, good for you. - Not really. She's horrible.
Wise decision. You see, Amy...
...regarding prolonged physical proximity to Amy Farrah Fowler.
Right, right.
- She'll appreciate the witticism. - Thank you.
All right, well, let me see if I can explain your situation using physics.
Simple. You want a girlfriend. Amy wants to be someone's girlfriend.
The celestial bodies that follow are:
You know, it just occurred to me.
Hey. This is a date, right?
...success at a bar is based on classic male attributes...
That was two hours ago.
My pee is gonna stink up the place.