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Not that I've ever seen.
And you have none.
...Barnard's Star, Wolf 359...
What the hell? How long has she been there?
...with a stack of paperwork...
All right, I'll bow to social pressure. Hey.
...from your desperate need to pair bond with a woman...
What would you be if you were attached to another object...
Amy Farrah Fowler has asked me to meet her mother.
...keeping in mind that the key to a good lie lies in the details.
Amy's right, he is tedious.
There's still 93 ways she hasn't tried yet.
This lobster's good on the way down and the way up.
He's a cornucopia of social awkwardness.
The only flaw in an otherwise perfect plan.
...but this is, like, the worst date of my life.
Fair warning, I had the asparagus.
Bedtime, please show yourself out.
Proxima Centauri's the nearest star.
...and I'm having regular intercourse with your daughter.
No, uh, I just... You know, I want what you have.
Is it because of the conflict that arises...
Tra-la-la and fiddle-dee-dee.
Uh, Howard, I appreciate the effort...
Take her off my hands. I give you my blessing.