Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- That's the girl I was talking about.

And then I'm gonna go to a party and everyone's like,

- You know, that's- that is hard.

for 40 minutes waiting for the black guy to show up.

"Would you get away from Jordan, please?

I will go around the perimeter of the party.

How y'all doing?

- Check her out.

the walking through the leaves

- A whole lot of flowers to be plucked.

My man will be like, "Hey, Levi, would you stay away

They don't listen to him.

- Oh, I'm sorry. - It ain't no thing, man.

or is it like totally mosquito-y out here?

What is that? You could just lock him in the bathroom!

"Who are you? You're brilliant."

with a rusty bucket full of fish heads

I'm from one of the blackest parts of the planet.

It's just way to much pressure to provide all of the fun.

- And I am Jordan. - And this is Key and Peele.

"Get away from him! Get away from him!

- Oh, baby, I love you.

I want you to stick it in some honey glaze,

and serve it to me in a shoebox.

- Good night, everybody! Good night.

Look, look, I don't want any part of this, all right?

and then beat it with a tire iron.

- Just got your check. - Yeah.

we are asking, and you're telling.

- Oh, and he's going to need Excalibur

- No, no, how is that even possible?

- What are you doing? - Good morning.

I was, like, 40 minutes late for a party one time.