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Chh!
- I hate taxes?
- With a fire whip!
Might as well join the Tea Party.
fry it with fat back,
because you have to cater the commercials
We ain't got jet packs. - Oh!
- All right, babe.
And oh, oh! And you know what else?
The big one's an asshole. - No.
- It's the blackest town in the world, baby.
Thank you for coming out.
- I know where you're going.
Yo, check it. All right, all right.
- ♪ I'm gonna do my one line here ♪
- Oh, definitely.
- Oh, my God, I just wanna take his head.
Thanks so much for coming out. I am Keegan.
and the next president of the United States.
'Cause you know if you go through this,
- I wanna just start throwing it up like pizza dough
He was so cute. - So cute.
- And hold it right there. - Whoo!