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- Perfect. Terrell Jackson!
Whatever you want me to do.
"Get away from him. Would you get away from him?
collard greens and cornbread as well,
- Yeah, you'll fit right in at home.
- Yes.
from my adorable, dumb little puppy."
Wrap that whole mess in an old Ebony magazine,
think you're blacker than me. - I am.
- Mm, what time is it?
- Yes?
For those of you who don't know what that means,
One of many issues you're passionate about.
- You are the chosen one.
- Sister, could you please hook a brother up
- Oh, okay.
All right, man. All right, take care.
"What are you doing?
I've ever seen in my entire life.
I'm a lefty, so-
until it's long, flat, and round.
What's your name? - Terrell Jackson.
- And now, ladies and gentlemen,
- Tell them where you're from in NYC, exactly.
- Huh?
I told myself this morning I wasn't gonna fall in love.
- How do you feel about the Second Amendment?
Combat is just a bunch of men in a tight space
"Are you still standing there? Get away from him!
And I show up, I come in the front door,
Plus, you married a white woman.
- Just like this.
with flashing lights and loud noises.
and serve it in an old tin coffee can.
I am going to take that. I'm going to use that.