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Look how much I lost in taxes.
- I'm going to buy that dog, I'm going drive him to the vet,
- Whap!
- That's true.
No!
- How did you get over here so fast?
When I go over his house, his dogs talking about-
- Ah! - Oh!
Excuse me there, young man.
- All right. - All right.
talking about, "Go, Jordan! Go, Jordan! Go, Jordan!"
- Okay.
- Wake up.
from that Architectural Digest magazine?" What's that?
None of them tiny ones either, give me them big motherfuckers
I just have to- - Yes.
- Okay, um, uh, delete.
Good looking out. Take care.
I learned never to go to your house again.
Most people keep their dog in a bathroom when I come over.