Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Let's sing a song about Susie ♪
No! My calculations must be off.
May I take your coat, Mrs. Maisel?
"Christ and Moses."
They're dropping them. Oh, that's dropped.
LENNY: All right.
Dressing room's in the back.
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,
(door shuts)
Thought I had a line on a gig for you at Grossinger's,
(singsongy): Make sure you have everything.
-No. -We can't just leave.
in my travels today, I found a lot of places
Hey, smart ass, I'm an old man, but I know things.
I need a real tip that leads to a real club date.
He was our cantor.
("Tell That Girl to Shut Up" by Transvision Vamp playing)
Anyhow, the first boy I ever kissed
I think I left the iron on.
(Moishe speaks indistinctly)
to Dorothy Kulgberg at ping-pong.
I...
slightly damaged but perfectly good free clothes.
if you want to get your topping before your waffle gets cold.
"Huh? Yeah, they're in the back.
-I'm with someone. -A date?
-No. Why? -You just seem to know everyone here.
JOEL: Ruthie, focus.
You're amazing, Joel.
Who cares? You got it or not?
Papa.
He had an entire head of hair last year.
My God, my God, my God. We're leaving.
Mothers and daughters and daughters and fathers and...
my brother and sister-in-law's room ready for their arrival,
I lost my plunger.
Giant portions of food.
I am not sitting through any more of this.
Oh, well, why play at all if it's just a game?
When the cereal's done, he goes home.
with President Nasser of Egypt
That's quite a getup you're wearing for a car ride.
♪ Awfully nice, s'paradise ♪
But you're gonna do great.
RUTHIE: It's so heavy.
-Teach me to bowl, Joel. -It's pretty easy.
is Midge back yet?
I make a great turkey. You would love my turkey.
Which automatically comes with spending months
I just don't want you waiting around for her, Joel.
I think I pulled my-- I snagged my--
-Where? -Be right back.
and go back to the city she never should've left
religion is being replaced by news radio
I'm Chester.
No, you shouldn't have to walk. I'll walk.
We're just lucky that moron
Simon says stop.
Wow.
I don't care about your goddamn schedule,
Oh, you've had them.
Funny. And he didn't spit once.
Shit. Hold on.
(phone ringing)
You make a turkey?
♪ How she's got you hanging up on me ♪
Because I don't think she's waiting around for you.
on my nether regions, it was in the Catskills.
and double my allotment of tomato juice,
He had to check in. He's on call.
Well, the kid who usually sneaks you my messages
Had to ask. I think I'll get the brisket.
You being buried in Florida? I guess it does.
sometimes they can just walk in unexpectedly,
-Oh, boy. -I play to win.
-BILL: Oh, Jesus! -(pins clatter)
in the middle of summer.
No. She's not a singer, she's a comic.
-What friends? -Concord friends.
All kinds of things happen.
I will not retract that!
No one gives a dramatic speech, but they still spit on you.
What? No. Uh, some quick menu tips: great sandwiches,
Simon says shake your tokus.
How he hell are you gonna teach her? You can't bowl.
He manufactures women's clothes.
and didn't look up once.
-I'm so sorry. -Miriam, why are we still here?
-Oh, my God, it is you. -Here you go.
And maybe Bishop Sheen would see them in the back there,