Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Is it? Fucking make up your mind.

and you bagged yourself a doctor?

He was rich. They wanted his money.

"The-- way in the back.

Games. There's games. You like games? I like games.

What kind of sadists feed you ten meals a day,

or next to the incinerator, is there?

-My God, is that Jack Bergen? -Simon says pound your chest...

we're not so lucky to get the whole summer off,

-for a cotton ball. -Simon says clap your hands.

Paging me now, are you?

I'll call you Brenda.

instead of look funny, okay?

Tonight? That's short notice.

with his mind on their wedding night

(birds calling)

So how's the meatloaf?

-Hello? -Miriam Maisel, Mrs. O'Toole.

figured out something was up and put a lock on the microphone.

My chances are fair to good. Let's play.

You do not tell me what I should know! I know!

Really? Sorry, Susie.

so I thought I'd just...

So it's not a terribly well-kept secret.

you only have about five left to begin with.

I wonder what Mamie Eisenhower would do in this situation.

running my own very successful business.

♪ Now all that's gonna have to end ♪

just to someone else but never to me, you put it on.

Do you hear yourself? Who has a day like that?

The makeup department! You should've told me.

♪ You're a darling and... ♪

Makeup? How much makeup? How much makeup does she wear?

In such a hurry to lose, Jerome?

but I have to insist that you stop yelling into two telephones--

She wants me to show her where to put her fingers.

OPERATOR: I don't appreciate that kind of language, sir.

and I completely lost track of time

about your personal life again and a tip you give me

Took a class on how to do a Cleopatra eye,

The Catskills is a time to unwind.

and people throwing up in the corner.

and he would wonder what 40 Puerto Ricans were doing

like-like, we could go back in and we're not.

MAN (over P.A.): Attention, Mrs. Greenstein,

Things happen in the Catskills.

and uncalloused hands.

when it waddled between him and a dollar bill.

I will be here all week trying to figure out

-Tits up. -Tits up.

than any other room I've ever played in my entire life.

I'm taking you home.

Your manager is walking around Steiner with a plunger?

♪ Is something he can't see ♪

we stand a chance is because the men are too full to run.

-Hello, Zundee. -Midge, the good booth is open.

"What is it? Oh, you're never gonna guess who's here."

looking like the president's wife, and when I don't,

Hello. I enjoyed your act.

but in my business,

-Where is it? -It's in the makeup department.

Then I'll be too cold.

In other news, Hawaii is now a state.

-I need a comic. -And you got one.

I can't listen to his litany of "lei'd" jokes.