Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He was rich. They wanted his money.

Then I'll be too cold.

In other news, Hawaii is now a state.

just to someone else but never to me, you put it on.

and he would wonder what 40 Puerto Ricans were doing

Things happen in the Catskills.

I'm taking you home.

You do not tell me what I should know! I know!

I wonder what Mamie Eisenhower would do in this situation.

Do you hear yourself? Who has a day like that?

or next to the incinerator, is there?

She wants me to show her where to put her fingers.

but in my business,

The makeup department! You should've told me.

My chances are fair to good. Let's play.

we stand a chance is because the men are too full to run.

So it's not a terribly well-kept secret.

Hello. I enjoyed your act.

♪ You're a darling and... ♪

Really? Sorry, Susie.

Took a class on how to do a Cleopatra eye,

(birds calling)

In such a hurry to lose, Jerome?

like-like, we could go back in and we're not.

and uncalloused hands.

Tonight? That's short notice.

-for a cotton ball. -Simon says clap your hands.

"The-- way in the back.

Games. There's games. You like games? I like games.

"What is it? Oh, you're never gonna guess who's here."

Makeup? How much makeup? How much makeup does she wear?

I will be here all week trying to figure out

-Hello? -Miriam Maisel, Mrs. O'Toole.

looking like the president's wife, and when I don't,

about your personal life again and a tip you give me

and I completely lost track of time

so I thought I'd just...

OPERATOR: I don't appreciate that kind of language, sir.

-I need a comic. -And you got one.

What kind of sadists feed you ten meals a day,

MAN (over P.A.): Attention, Mrs. Greenstein,

I can't listen to his litany of "lei'd" jokes.

The Catskills is a time to unwind.

than any other room I've ever played in my entire life.

-Tits up. -Tits up.

and you bagged yourself a doctor?

running my own very successful business.

Paging me now, are you?

-Hello, Zundee. -Midge, the good booth is open.

♪ Is something he can't see ♪

Is it? Fucking make up your mind.

when it waddled between him and a dollar bill.

but I have to insist that you stop yelling into two telephones--

Your manager is walking around Steiner with a plunger?

with his mind on their wedding night

you only have about five left to begin with.

and people throwing up in the corner.

-Where is it? -It's in the makeup department.

I'll call you Brenda.

So how's the meatloaf?

figured out something was up and put a lock on the microphone.

♪ Now all that's gonna have to end ♪

instead of look funny, okay?

we're not so lucky to get the whole summer off,

-My God, is that Jack Bergen? -Simon says pound your chest...