Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-I need a comic. -And you got one.

Things happen in the Catskills.

♪ You're a darling and... ♪

Makeup? How much makeup? How much makeup does she wear?

looking like the president's wife, and when I don't,

about your personal life again and a tip you give me

I'll call you Brenda.

so I thought I'd just...

In such a hurry to lose, Jerome?

You do not tell me what I should know! I know!

-Where is it? -It's in the makeup department.

MAN (over P.A.): Attention, Mrs. Greenstein,

-Tits up. -Tits up.

The makeup department! You should've told me.

She wants me to show her where to put her fingers.

Paging me now, are you?

(birds calling)

or next to the incinerator, is there?

just to someone else but never to me, you put it on.

but I have to insist that you stop yelling into two telephones--

than any other room I've ever played in my entire life.

and you bagged yourself a doctor?

Really? Sorry, Susie.

OPERATOR: I don't appreciate that kind of language, sir.

I can't listen to his litany of "lei'd" jokes.

What kind of sadists feed you ten meals a day,

My chances are fair to good. Let's play.

The Catskills is a time to unwind.

Is it? Fucking make up your mind.

Hello. I enjoyed your act.

running my own very successful business.

-Hello? -Miriam Maisel, Mrs. O'Toole.

I'm taking you home.

-Hello, Zundee. -Midge, the good booth is open.

instead of look funny, okay?

"The-- way in the back.

In other news, Hawaii is now a state.

Your manager is walking around Steiner with a plunger?

with his mind on their wedding night

but in my business,

♪ Now all that's gonna have to end ♪

and uncalloused hands.

and he would wonder what 40 Puerto Ricans were doing

I will be here all week trying to figure out

we stand a chance is because the men are too full to run.

I wonder what Mamie Eisenhower would do in this situation.

"What is it? Oh, you're never gonna guess who's here."

and people throwing up in the corner.

we're not so lucky to get the whole summer off,

you only have about five left to begin with.

Took a class on how to do a Cleopatra eye,

Games. There's games. You like games? I like games.

figured out something was up and put a lock on the microphone.

Then I'll be too cold.

So how's the meatloaf?

and I completely lost track of time

Tonight? That's short notice.

Do you hear yourself? Who has a day like that?

-for a cotton ball. -Simon says clap your hands.

♪ Is something he can't see ♪

He was rich. They wanted his money.

like-like, we could go back in and we're not.

So it's not a terribly well-kept secret.

-My God, is that Jack Bergen? -Simon says pound your chest...

when it waddled between him and a dollar bill.