Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-No. -Crisscross, crisscross.
I only care if he can drive.
A Frenchman, a Yankee, and a Ruskie
-Ha. -Fuck!
Christ and Moses fly to New York, transcontinental.
and the indoor skating rink-- a skating rink,
and look down at who you can see in the audience.
Uh, no, she's still in New York.
or fleeing Egypt.
"Moses is a ringer for Charlton Heston, and, uh,
Well, not as good as Lenny Bruce-- yet.
-You're a very decent gentleman. -Blame my mother.
-Where's your hat? -I forgot my hat.
I mean, isn't that the whole big thing that happens?
I'll tell the two thieves who were trying to take food
That's what I've been doing for a month.
(stammers) She doesn't look anything
-Yeah. -She looks even less funny now!
I am definitely not a whore.
If you're out, get off the floor.
♪ ♪
Abe, I'm begging you, I'm not a well man.
It is not a toy.
-(laughs) -So, Shirley tells me
Criss Cross
Thank you, everybody.
MIDGE: I'm like a camel.
Just... more than you're used to.
-Voluntarily? -Yep. They go every year.
♪ You better tell that girl I'm gonna beat her up ♪
doesn't mean you can't be happy.
He is very smart.
and-and, because they don't really know any of this,
something that...
-He wasn't done yet, Ruthie. -RUTHIE: He looked done.
-curtains, lights. -A floor.
(laughter)
Look, she just doesn't have her makeup on yet. Okay?
You know, I actually used to sing.
"He brought a very attractive Jewish boy with him.
-in casual conversation. -All right, I'll tell you what.
That's impossible. For what?
I think she needs protection from you.
Ha! That's the way to do it.
I can't take him substituting the word "poi" for "goy"
is here...
You do look very fancy.
Polynesian clothes.
You have to sit through the whole play.
After waffles, I lost $2.00
I've never walked out halfway through a play before.
Eh, place this big, you're gonna need a drink.
I got a chance to get back up to the makeup floor.
your husband is waiting for you on the main porch.
out of my family's mouth that they win.
And-and when people come up here with kids,
but I guess maybe I could take a bus to...
So I'm thinking, if this night continues to go in the direction
I'm shorthanded. If you can get here by 3:00 today,
I'm back in the show.
The demands came after Mr. Moses dismissed
They know. And Joel, my ex.
but it was a bust.
-Really? -No. I don't give a fuck about pastels class.
I don't know why I'm helping you.
No, the bitch operator.
Works in the Hamptons now shucking oysters.
-Uh, one more time? -She's great. I want her back.
Well, it wouldn't have been short
it's currently headed, we should have dinner next week.
you're gonna be buried in Israel.
-And that's why you're grumpy? -I'm not grumpy.
So, anyhow, you walk up to the edge of the lane
it's not.
but there was so much buzzing in their heads.
velocity, wind resistance.
And he'd wonder at the grandeur.
Shoot. Bus. I could take a bus.
Do you really think you can go back
He's so odd, that one.
Look at this. Look at me.
-No, seriously. -No, seriously. I am out on bail.
FRED: Oh, I got something. Does your comic work blue?
My husband. Boyfriend.
he's gonna pull me off the stage in front of 400,000 people.
I go to clubs at night and tell jokes.
I doubt he'll even know you're there.
(women laugh)
Thank you! Good night!
-God, we are so much alike. -We are nothing alike.
What are you doing? Are you counting?
♪ Please send her home to me ♪
You have to rush the condiment table really quick
PHIPPS: You talk of protecting this girl--
-Yes, sir. -The trunk. The trunk.
We're talking about the same Revlon counter here, right?
Yes, but it's a play.
I haven't bagged him. One date.