Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's 200 degrees outside, Shirl.
so they won't be here for Schnitzel Night.
(radio turns off)
Does your family own this restaurant, or something?
MIDGE: That's because he's here.
She's not funny, I'm not paying.
-Now, let's go find you a drink. -I don't need a drink.
tits just start to look like a couple
Food. 24 hours a day, food.
Apparently, everything's booked till doomsday.
has positive connotations for him.
-You should talk. -True. I work for my father.
Got it.
Cloth napkins, bathroom attendants. What do you say?
Handsome, though. And single.
which meant I had to go back to the skating rink
LIZZIE: Mr. Phipps, please take me home.
with big coats and scarves?
One date.
and hear about and dream about is food.
Oh. There's a call for you.
You have no idea how important this is.
I-Is it weird?
"Well, you got to do something.
SHIRLEY: What are you doing? Where are you going?
(women singing in German)
It's like a mixture of ammonia and Esther's diaper.
And the roasting pan. Where's the roasting pan?
-Astrid. -I won't. I promise.
How the fuck did these people make it
She's got our silver sewn into the lining.
I just left it somewhere, and then I had to go hunting for it,
In my business, a man sweats and stinks till he dies.
Get your makeup on. She better look funny!
You wonder what happens in a person's life
Why? Wisdom. That's it.
W-What is she, a-a singer?
MOISHE: Oy, my ass.
-Here. How you doing? -Thank you.
I know. I'm sorry.
Cardinal Spellman would be relating love and giving
which is why I'm walking so funny.
Then, right before I fucked up Simon Says,
Of course they're white."
And that's not because it's taking so long
Sons have sex.
-Oh. I had to come back. -And you didn't tell me?
Susie, what is he talking about?
Simon says run in a circle.
you're supposed to get pregnant.
You went to the Catskills
If they're smilin', you're doing good.
You look very nice tonight.
"Where are they standing?"
(exhales)
Yes, that's why we don't tip.
Simon says right arm down, left arm down. Ah.
And the banging with the gavel.
By the way, it's a little creepy,
Ah, well, cheer up, it's only the first round.
-Who? -Man, front row,
talk loud enough so I can hear.
-Like Lenny Bruce. -Like Lenny Bruce.
I let them bowl a frame.
-The Revlon counter? -The Revlon counter. Can you get here?
-Yes, sir. -SHIRLEY: Careful with that.
I can put you at the Revlon counter.
Hold a little longer for the laughs
♪ My lovin' baby's been gone ♪
Steiner, but I'm not working there, I'm with my family.
I loved it.
That was one of your bits?
(chuckles): Oh, yeah.
MAN (over P.A.): Attention, Mrs. Greenstein,
♪ So satisfied, and I'll... ♪
He said he wants to talk to me about something important.
It's like a skunk or mold or rotting fruit or...
(indistinct chatter)
Why did they make a play about Lizzie Borden?
Susie, he thinks I'm gonna go out on the stage
BENJAMIN: Lives are at stake. I don't stop.
60 years old, mustache,
I've been hanging around this resort
Place Miss Lizzie Borden under arrest.