Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

MAN (over P.A.): Attention, Mrs. Greenstein,
Yes, that's why we don't tip.
Of course they're white."
Handsome, though. And single.
Steiner, but I'm not working there, I'm with my family.
You look very nice tonight.
How the fuck did these people make it
Place Miss Lizzie Borden under arrest.
And that's not because it's taking so long
It's like a mixture of ammonia and Esther's diaper.
It's like a skunk or mold or rotting fruit or...
(chuckles): Oh, yeah.
Cardinal Spellman would be relating love and giving
♪ My lovin' baby's been gone ♪
you're supposed to get pregnant.
That was one of your bits?
Oh. There's a call for you.
Apparently, everything's booked till doomsday.
One date.
Susie, he thinks I'm gonna go out on the stage
"Where are they standing?"
Food. 24 hours a day, food.
-Like Lenny Bruce. -Like Lenny Bruce.
In my business, a man sweats and stinks till he dies.
"Well, you got to do something.
I just left it somewhere, and then I had to go hunting for it,
Susie, what is he talking about?
(indistinct chatter)
He said he wants to talk to me about something important.
You wonder what happens in a person's life
-Who? -Man, front row,
-Here. How you doing? -Thank you.
has positive connotations for him.
Get your makeup on. She better look funny!
LIZZIE: Mr. Phipps, please take me home.
I can put you at the Revlon counter.
I know. I'm sorry.
(exhales)
You went to the Catskills
-You should talk. -True. I work for my father.
MIDGE: That's because he's here.
60 years old, mustache,
Hold a little longer for the laughs
I-Is it weird?
By the way, it's a little creepy,
tits just start to look like a couple
Why? Wisdom. That's it.
She's got our silver sewn into the lining.
talk loud enough so I can hear.
And the banging with the gavel.
Got it.
It's 200 degrees outside, Shirl.
I've been hanging around this resort
-Astrid. -I won't. I promise.
-Oh. I had to come back. -And you didn't tell me?
which is why I'm walking so funny.
MOISHE: Oy, my ass.
which meant I had to go back to the skating rink
(radio turns off)
Simon says right arm down, left arm down. Ah.
Cloth napkins, bathroom attendants. What do you say?
Then, right before I fucked up Simon Says,
SHIRLEY: What are you doing? Where are you going?
Does your family own this restaurant, or something?
I let them bowl a frame.
I loved it.
so they won't be here for Schnitzel Night.
-Yes, sir. -SHIRLEY: Careful with that.
-Now, let's go find you a drink. -I don't need a drink.
and hear about and dream about is food.
(women singing in German)
If they're smilin', you're doing good.
♪ So satisfied, and I'll... ♪
Simon says run in a circle.
W-What is she, a-a singer?
with big coats and scarves?
-The Revlon counter? -The Revlon counter. Can you get here?
Sons have sex.
Why did they make a play about Lizzie Borden?
BENJAMIN: Lives are at stake. I don't stop.
She's not funny, I'm not paying.
And the roasting pan. Where's the roasting pan?
Ah, well, cheer up, it's only the first round.
You have no idea how important this is.