Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(man chuckles)
It's not showing off, it's just being a god amongst men.
They're, uh--
Okay. Wow. What's gonna happen?
But what if the actors notice that our seats are empty?
-♪ C ♪ -♪ You're a cutie full of charms ♪
but perhaps you need a different manager.
"Uh, one kid is, uh, well, he's... I'll...
Relax about the goddamn room.
I never want this conversation to end.
No, she wouldn't. My mother wouldn't give it up
Do you... like me?
This just in,
establishing the United Arab League.
to making Jell-O molds again?
I've been coming up here with my family since I was born.
-Crisscross. -What are you...
You went to the Catskills And you bagged yourself a doctor?
-Do you think he'd mind? -Not at all.
You've been talking to Pop.
I would love to be buried in Florida.
-Sorry, Bill. -BILL: That's okay.
Fuck you. I'll call you back. Good?
Just because he can doesn't mean he will.
"Are you putting me on, now?"
♪ Cars and races ♪
for the laughs to reach you, and they'll be
doesn't read a fucking newspaper.
I have tickets to a Broadway show.
No, that's because they like Ike!
-Oh, Abe. -You know how many times
and go find a husband?
OPERATOR: To continue this call, insert another 30 cents.
Oh, I know where we can go.
as the opiate of the masses because, much like opiates,
Anyone who makes people think for themselves
committee on slum clearance.
MAN: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Simon Says.
Guess it was hard to find a nice girl in prison.
Take your coat off, Ma.
There's a new indentation on the left side
Nice looking, too. Girls over there, for example.
Robert Moses to step down as Chairman of New York City's
I-I can't watch him tip the waiters in coconuts.
And all I see
I want what I paid for.
Mama, I'll be back as soon as I can.
It was an olive.
Wow, you have got balls.
I know you, you know me.
Time to put you under.
Except Solly. He's a booker.
-Okay, where were we? -Laughs will take forever
-Simon says straighten... -Adam, how did you get out?
Or is there something I don't know?
There's not a secret counter on the loading dock
♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪
Moishe and Shirley Maisel have arrived.
then tell you to put on a fucking bikini
-That's terrible. -I know.
because, clearly, yelling into one isn't enough--
(laughter)
your family's house, I thought, "Wait a minute,
And-- Lenny. He knows.
until there's a ring on my finger in the Catskills.
-What happened to Arnold? -He got married to a Catholic.
Hey, Dad called me last night.
-You ready? -MOISHE: Remember, Mendelsons,
what's a real shit move someone like Miriam Maisel could pull?"
How are you? You working?
trying to sell me a vegetable brush or my doctor saying, like,
the one, the only Lenny Bruce!
-Don't get distracted. -Hello, Midge.
Because he's a doctor. He expects to get paid
-I'm being serious. -Ma.
♪ To tell you what you mean to me... ♪
-Good girl. -That booth's taken, honey.