Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

SEWELL: Wait! Clerk, call the officer.
-There. Choke on it. -Me?
Me? Nope.
♪ That's all I need ♪
So it might be tough to gauge how it's going.
Mm. Delicious. Okay, stop.
I don't think these are all Steiner-sanctioned activities.
MAN (over P.A.): Attention, Steinerites.
insisting that his remark was misconstrued
Well, the clean up was quite extensive.
Okay, then.
Actually, she told me it was biologically impossible
-What? -Act two's a trial.
I have everything.
I didn't say "Simon says."
-You having a good time? -Sure.
-No. I was just riffing. -Huh.
-We're not going back, are we? -Aren't we?
Who else saw a bird?
I've been drinking."
Taking it easy in your old age?
-I heard you had an opening there. -From who?
-Leave it alone. -SHIRLEY: Okay, girls,
You don't tell people that, Shirley.
Someone's crabby.
Dinner's the other way, Abe.
Is he still there?
to have sex without a ring on your finger.
"I... No. Well, put him up at your place.
Would you like me to ask him to drive you back?
I'll represent us at dinner, and you stay here and relax.
that you're supposed to put on during certain times
swallowed some lake water
-I'm on a business call, lady. -That's not much of an apology.
Midge has a man.
A certain glow? I think she may have gotten lei'd.
-This place is huge. Keep up. -That's her with her makeup on?
I need a sharpener.
-(vocalizing) All right. -(laughter)
while other people are trying to relax.
but little Robert snapped its neck
All right. I have to be going.
-Simon says shimmy. -(laughter)
carried his deceased duck Quackers to school with him
just get your ass back here.
I know, I know.
They've seen this play. They'll understand.
You're kidding.
I've been paging you nonstop to the point where they finally
♪ Well, you got that girl and she lives with you ♪
-So no pressure. -Nope.
which is very popular, and people get nuts.
No one in that audience is ever gonna be the same.
It's what you use to beat yourself to death with
for his services.
Don't change a thing!
♪ That's all I need, and I'll be ♪
Mort Sahl is at the Copa.
It is the best place to have your first nervous breakdown.
and throw the ball toward the pins.
Then Lawrence Feldstein tells me they had a cancellation
I feel so grown up, so alive.
Even my mother would give it up for a Sinatra ticket.
-They won't ruin the schnitzel? -They will not ruin
who still likes him, came to her son's defense,
I had to rush back to the cottage to get
He really hates the Catskills.
-Nice girl. -Sure. Why not?
-There you go. -I don't see you doing anything.
stood up and said, "Who else wants a piece of this?!"
My parents gave us matching burial plots
I could never be buried in the desert.
-Where the actor spits on you. -They have to spit on you.
Well, I-I was gonna come back here after work,
Babies come from sex.
-Everyone alive? -Everyone who owes me money, yes.
♪ S'what I long to see... ♪
and I'm in the Catskills?
Does he know?
You hear me, you goddamn schvantz?
(quietly): I...
while Robbie tells you about his business.
-Wha-- I'm sorry. -I came up here because of you.
Who gives a shit if it's a bigger room?