Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

for a new grass skirt.
it's only because I'm spending too much time
♪ To shut up. ♪
and his head blew up like a balloon.
GOLDIE: Mrs. Maisel, are you still here?
-You seem grumpy. -I just want to land one of these gigs.
but that's it.
-You're a... -I'm a standup. I do comedy.
-Aren't you gonna watch me? -Like a fucking hawk.
Well, my father. She'll-she'll give it up to him.
The duck was alive when it was given to him,
but that turned out to be bullshit, too.
Anything wrong?
Are you done playing with lipstick?
and missed my pastels class.
A lot of nice girls here this year.
and the guy they booked just found Jesus.
"What is it?"
Simon says touch your nose, touch your toes. Ha!
♪ Mama, don't scold me ♪
Shayna punim.
Okay, I'm sorry. Wow, big room.
You're my son.
And this play, I mean, it's got everything:
-in the first place. -I'm...
Uh, I don't know. I make a hell of a Jell-O mold.
My God.
Weird.
♪ Mr. Spellman and Mr. Sheen. ♪
I'm sure."
-B. Altman's a secret? -Comedy is a secret.
His wife murdered him in Panama, so...
SEWELL: Then you do not include yourself among his enemies.
What? Where?
-(women gasp) -No.
Isn't it weird?
Killed an entire family, and then left a bill.
is at Upstairs at the Downstairs next week.
Well, you smell it, right? It's a very strong smell.
"but I'm pretty sure it's them.
MOISHE: Look who I found wandering
Now just give me something, something good,
Now, Christ and Moses
or married or... that.
Simon says run in a circle backwards.
Who has a bus schedule? Anyone have a bus schedule?
Look, I said what I need to get you the gig,
You can't just randomly charge me money because you're mad.
(phone crackles)
Buy her a soda. And have her home by 10:00.
It was a shit tip. I don't need a shit tip.
I'm supposed to be talking about blow jobs and big tits,
I've been doing some gigs here and there.
♪ My baby don't care for ♪
And somebody's gonna get up and give a big dramatic speech.
She said that little Robbie Moses
-Not a surprise. -Who are you?
-Can I walk? -Have you lost your mind?
-Nothing. -What picture did you...
Oh, good double-bill, Spellman and Sheen. Nice one.
The Concord. Late show. Tonight.
I went everywhere. I was in such a frenzy,
I had to get back right away.
3:00. Better. 3:00. Thank you.
but, after six weeks up here,
I fucking love the Catskills.
We're here, Shirley. Your moment's passed.
♪ Well, we used to be the best of friends ♪
as a dead duck.
-That's Mamie Eisenhower. -Yeah, so?
-So... -Would you like to go?
-(dial tone buzzing) -Hello? Shit!
You threw something at my head.
I thought you said this place wasn't that much bigger.
So they just stand there, in the back of St. Patrick's,
Hello?
But no one else. Well, Susie.
What are you, the lost Gabor sister?
Oh, hello, Mrs. O'Toole.
So B. Altman's my day job. And it's a secret.
We are not like-minded.
♪ S'wonderful, s'marvelous ♪
♪ My baby don't care for ♪
"Well, I've only seen them in pictures,
She doesn't look funny.
the presence of American troops in Lebanon.
Are we in trouble?
I'll, uh, I'll get you the number.