Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Okay? We're ready? -ALL: We're ready.
-Did I leave the iron on? -You didn't leave the iron on.
-Her? -Just focus on your set, please.
wouldn't you, Jerome?
and that the phrase "dead duck"
-Five bucks. -Told you: never bet me. I never lose.
I don't think-- they might have. They're Chinese.
It's probably best we don't exchange names, Brenda.
There's not a lot of story there.
of Lizzie Borden if you want.
because he is intellectually superior.
They don't want to know, do they?
-It's nice to see you. -Nice to see you, too.
You had them. You own them.
Oh. Joel, hello.
SHIRLEY: I'm gonna be carsick.
I kissed in the Catskills.
That's how they caught him. His surcharges.
You know what the common denominator is?
-Anyone need to go potty? -MIDGE: I'm fine. Thanks.
Possibly. Jury's still out.
Because fathers never really know who their daughters are.
I don't know.
MIDGE: It's very nice of you to do this, Noah.
♪ Five months, two weeks, two days ♪
Enough with the showing off already.
♪ But there's just one thing that I can't see ♪
-Who says? -The play police.
It's on the chair.
You know what, she's just gonna be funny
But do I look rich?
Wow, look at the size of that sandwich.
"No, not Zoro.
I'm not crabby.
-Go away. -You're right.
Your best friend Lenny Bruce
Yes, I heard something about the Revlon counter.
All right, I'm sorry.
Ah. Great. Melvin, I'd like you to meet Midge Maisel.
If you go, can you possibly stay quiet that long?
♪ You better tell that girl to shut up ♪
with a box of cereal.
Why?
NEWS ANNOUNCER: Alaska became the 49th
Now, give these free clothes to all the workers.
-I do. -I would, but I didn't have to.
Oh. Me? Thank you.
-or a puppet show. -I'm a comedian.
actually leads to anything, I will give you a taste.
Anybody who is secure, there's never any hostility
It would be terrifying to know who they are and what they do,
both possessed humility.
SHIRLEY: Well, people wonder. An explanation never hurts.
What the fuck are you doing in New York
It's still just a room. It's the same audience.
Who the hell is this?
You stand at the urinals with those dicks and their dicks.
(whoops) Made it. Here.
Needed a break from my parents, huh?
You work at the fucking Morris agency.
New play, a patient gave them to me.
Oh, hey, Noah, you can drop me off at the Concord.
"Hey, you're a whore. Who knew?"
Fair enough. So, tomorrow, 7:00, Adelphi Theatre?
-Why? -Oh, is it because of me?
I'll buy you a drink back in the Catskills, a thank you drink.
♪ You better tell that girl I'm gonna beat her up ♪
A-Are you sure he's going back today, and soon?
All right, thank you for explaining that to me,
trying to find you.
So you work on the barter system?
Hey, drop me off at the Concord.
SOLLY: Midge. Mid-September, two spots.
There are renewed calls today for real estate developer
Thank God.
♪ Hurry, oh, oh, baby... ♪
-Mel, you still there? -I'm still here.
jump up and down on one foot.
What's going on? Who died? Am I missing something?
Secrets. Kids have secrets.
You know the rules. I'm Simon, I says.
(indistinct chatter)
I'm going to tell my family soon, after vacation.
-Simon says bark like a dog. -(all bark)
-Well... -Hey,
(audience chuckling)
-Rose, I can't do it. -Every year, you say that.
That Kutsher's lead turned out to be a total bust.
-I really like the theatre. -I do, too.
And then, as I was crouching in the bushes outside
-(indistinct chatter) -(insects trilling)
The pool never gets wider. They're either bald
You remember the last piece of advice I gave you?
but, otherwise, secrets.
I see two men standing around a toy.
The Concord may have a midnight spot available.