Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'll buy you a drink back in the Catskills, a thank you drink.
Now, give these free clothes to all the workers.
Fair enough. So, tomorrow, 7:00, Adelphi Theatre?
And then, as I was crouching in the bushes outside
Why?
but, otherwise, secrets.
So you work on the barter system?
Ah. Great. Melvin, I'd like you to meet Midge Maisel.
jump up and down on one foot.
All right, I'm sorry.
I don't think-- they might have. They're Chinese.
There are renewed calls today for real estate developer
Oh, hey, Noah, you can drop me off at the Concord.
with a box of cereal.
-I do. -I would, but I didn't have to.
I'm not crabby.
You remember the last piece of advice I gave you?
Enough with the showing off already.
A-Are you sure he's going back today, and soon?
(audience chuckling)
SOLLY: Midge. Mid-September, two spots.
-Well... -Hey,
Anybody who is secure, there's never any hostility
-or a puppet show. -I'm a comedian.
I don't know.
♪ Hurry, oh, oh, baby... ♪
of Lizzie Borden if you want.
and that the phrase "dead duck"
(whoops) Made it. Here.
Because fathers never really know who their daughters are.
They don't want to know, do they?
wouldn't you, Jerome?
SHIRLEY: I'm gonna be carsick.
-I really like the theatre. -I do, too.
It would be terrifying to know who they are and what they do,
You work at the fucking Morris agency.
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Who the hell is this?
But do I look rich?
If you go, can you possibly stay quiet that long?
trying to find you.
That Kutsher's lead turned out to be a total bust.
I see two men standing around a toy.
-Did I leave the iron on? -You didn't leave the iron on.
You stand at the urinals with those dicks and their dicks.
(indistinct chatter)
-It's nice to see you. -Nice to see you, too.
♪ You better tell that girl to shut up ♪
It's on the chair.
I'm going to tell my family soon, after vacation.
I kissed in the Catskills.
-Five bucks. -Told you: never bet me. I never lose.
MIDGE: It's very nice of you to do this, Noah.
Needed a break from my parents, huh?
That's how they caught him. His surcharges.
All right, thank you for explaining that to me,
Secrets. Kids have secrets.
You had them. You own them.
♪ You better tell that girl I'm gonna beat her up ♪
What the fuck are you doing in New York
-Simon says bark like a dog. -(all bark)
-Her? -Just focus on your set, please.
Possibly. Jury's still out.
♪ Five months, two weeks, two days ♪
Yes, I heard something about the Revlon counter.
You know what, she's just gonna be funny
Oh. Me? Thank you.
Your best friend Lenny Bruce
♪ But there's just one thing that I can't see ♪
It's probably best we don't exchange names, Brenda.
Wow, look at the size of that sandwich.
The Concord may have a midnight spot available.
-Mel, you still there? -I'm still here.
What's going on? Who died? Am I missing something?
because he is intellectually superior.
-Rose, I can't do it. -Every year, you say that.
"Hey, you're a whore. Who knew?"
It's still just a room. It's the same audience.
-Okay? We're ready? -ALL: We're ready.
The pool never gets wider. They're either bald
both possessed humility.
New play, a patient gave them to me.
You know the rules. I'm Simon, I says.
You know what the common denominator is?
-Who says? -The play police.
There's not a lot of story there.
Thank God.
Hey, drop me off at the Concord.
"No, not Zoro.
Oh. Joel, hello.
actually leads to anything, I will give you a taste.
-Why? -Oh, is it because of me?
-Anyone need to go potty? -MIDGE: I'm fine. Thanks.
-(indistinct chatter) -(insects trilling)
-Go away. -You're right.
SHIRLEY: Well, people wonder. An explanation never hurts.