Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-So? -So what?
I do not charge for sex. I mean, that's free.
The "I object" and "Your Honor, may I approach?"
OPERATOR: You still owe 30--
I'm fine. Don't worry about me.
Order me another one of these? (clears throat)
Yeah, you think I'd drag you back here to work a sewer?
-Yes, we are. -Noah.
-Oh, no. -Doesn't even look to see if it belongs to anybody.
You threw an olive at my head.
What's going on with you?
Why didn't he leave? Why didn't he leave?
-Who does? -The girls.
I actually have never said "sex" this much before.
I just thought
-Stop it. -Wait, what do you mean?
Were you aware of that?
-Hey, look, pal, I just work here. -Right.
Guess what, Mom,
Freddy Roman is at Basin Street East.
good soups, stay away from the Italian specialties,
You just saw Lenny Bruce. What did you think?
of Grossinger's baked Alaskas.
(door creaks open)
Mm-hmm.
♪ And she does just what you want her to ♪
-Take this. -Shirley, I need the keys.
Cigar smoking is not allowed in the rec room, you know that.
I know what you're doing, Brenda.
of the middle third of the table.
Simon says you touch your nose. Simon says you touch your toes.
Listen to me, you mashugana alta kaka.
-If you'll excuse me. -JOEL: So you hold the ball up.
Yes, I can. I will.
SUSIE: Ugh, thank God you made it.
"Oh, what's playing at Saint Pat's?"
I hope they have that fire juggler again this year.
Look, Valentino, you're single now.
Hey.
I bet you do. Oh, well, I bet he's a very nice man
It's seven pounds. It's a turkey.
Is there a shayna punim in the picture?
Mm-hmm. First time I ever let a boy go Christopher Columbus
-Me, too. -I do.
He knows. He actually saw me perform one night.
It's not 400,000 people, okay?
-A lot? -Yes.
at the small room at Kutshers,
and break her nose to make her a little funnier.
-the schnitzel. -You're a very good wife.
Seems like a moral imperative if we're talking
that was worth eight grand.
You said all that shit in front of your father?
Anyhow, e-everyone has sex.
he's going to say the words "pupu platter."
Shouldn't you be out there talking to a nice girl
Oh. Okay. Well, then I guess, until next year.
I also said you looked like Mamie Eisenhower.
-There's electricity in the air. -Agreed.
Wait, what are you doing?
(chuckles)
Did you hear that applause?
May I have the phone? You better hurry.
-Abe. -One moment, Jerome.
I have to do my pregame stretches, otherwise I'll...
Okay, it's big.
I just want to go to the Concord.
Because you hate that place.
for seven years, and this is the first time
-Hi there. -Uh, hi.
-Really? -Shit.
I'm hanging out in the woods trying to find you a gig.
Crisscross. Crisscross.
Anyone with a decent ticket to a Sinatra concert.
-It's exciting, about the gig. -Fuck you.
No. She's great. We're partners.
My hairdresser.
No, you don't.
So is there a sale at the Revlon counter or...?