Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Who does? -The girls.
So is there a sale at the Revlon counter or...?
Seems like a moral imperative if we're talking
It's not 400,000 people, okay?
-It's exciting, about the gig. -Fuck you.
I do not charge for sex. I mean, that's free.
I actually have never said "sex" this much before.
Because you hate that place.
-Abe. -One moment, Jerome.
-Me, too. -I do.
What's going on with you?
-There's electricity in the air. -Agreed.
Look, Valentino, you're single now.
Why didn't he leave? Why didn't he leave?
-Hey, look, pal, I just work here. -Right.
-Yes, we are. -Noah.
Anyhow, e-everyone has sex.
Were you aware of that?
Anyone with a decent ticket to a Sinatra concert.
The "I object" and "Your Honor, may I approach?"
-Take this. -Shirley, I need the keys.
I bet you do. Oh, well, I bet he's a very nice man
Is there a shayna punim in the picture?
of Grossinger's baked Alaskas.
Mm-hmm. First time I ever let a boy go Christopher Columbus
Crisscross. Crisscross.
You threw an olive at my head.
Yes, I can. I will.
Guess what, Mom,
(chuckles)
You just saw Lenny Bruce. What did you think?
Wait, what are you doing?
-So? -So what?
I just thought
-Really? -Shit.
It's seven pounds. It's a turkey.
I know what you're doing, Brenda.
Oh. Okay. Well, then I guess, until next year.
Freddy Roman is at Basin Street East.
Okay, it's big.
Listen to me, you mashugana alta kaka.
SUSIE: Ugh, thank God you made it.
-If you'll excuse me. -JOEL: So you hold the ball up.
No, you don't.
he's going to say the words "pupu platter."
I'm fine. Don't worry about me.
Simon says you touch your nose. Simon says you touch your toes.
Cigar smoking is not allowed in the rec room, you know that.
♪ And she does just what you want her to ♪
No. She's great. We're partners.
I have to do my pregame stretches, otherwise I'll...
at the small room at Kutshers,
Order me another one of these? (clears throat)
good soups, stay away from the Italian specialties,
Shouldn't you be out there talking to a nice girl
(door creaks open)
I also said you looked like Mamie Eisenhower.
"Oh, what's playing at Saint Pat's?"
I just want to go to the Concord.
-the schnitzel. -You're a very good wife.
He knows. He actually saw me perform one night.
of the middle third of the table.
You said all that shit in front of your father?
Did you hear that applause?
Yeah, you think I'd drag you back here to work a sewer?
that was worth eight grand.
-Hi there. -Uh, hi.
Mm-hmm.
My hairdresser.
May I have the phone? You better hurry.
for seven years, and this is the first time
-Oh, no. -Doesn't even look to see if it belongs to anybody.
OPERATOR: You still owe 30--
I hope they have that fire juggler again this year.
I'm hanging out in the woods trying to find you a gig.
Hey.
-Stop it. -Wait, what do you mean?
-A lot? -Yes.
and break her nose to make her a little funnier.