Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Your parents must be kvelling.
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to rule alone with supreme power
Not till the guy's done resetting the pins. Jesus.
Did you tell me how big this room is?
"Hello? John, it's Fran in New York.
No. No, no, no. I want her just like that.
It's a sanctuary from work.
He's so much harder to understand now.
ASTRID: So I went to Chinatown and I bought this herbal paste
♪ Five months, two weeks, two days ♪
This isn't for you. This is grown-up time.
-Me. It's me. -No, Astrid, it's not...
Perhaps if you were a box of cereal.
Maybe it wasn't a trial. Maybe it was a musical,
-Excuse me? What are you... -Plunger.
Boy, this is classy.
Mrs. Maisel.
-Wait, what? -And it'll take longer
but theoretically, when things could be happening,
Wait till you throw your program in the trash.
and they'd listen, look around.
-Mm, yes, it is. -What happened?
I'll call him and tell him you'll meet him in the driveway.
♪ Maybe if I hit her, maybe if I pulled her hair ♪
-♪ Oh, hey, yeah, yeah ♪ -♪ Girl ♪
A few Jewish women are campaigning to have it moved
tonight, everyone gets lei'd!
Moses's mother, the only person in New York City
Please tip a waiter and enjoy some veal.
Thank you, Ida. Thank you so much.
Oh, that's so nice.
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each day for company at playtime and slept with it at night.
of my father, because my father looks like what you'd think
I've got it.
...who emerged from the welter of red intrigue
-A funny comic. -Will you relax?
♪ You better tell that girl, you better tell that girl ♪
♪ But it takes more than that for me to lose my mind ♪
Every year, Benjamin comes to the Catskills
-Have you ever taken a bus? -No, but how hard can it be?
Will Miriam Mazel please report to building five?
Kamoi loomed large in the news when the Chinese reds announced
needs a skating rink in the middle of summer?
-That's the way it works. -That's depressing.
(radio static)
-Yes, ma'am. -Well, hello there.
Sure are a lot of pretty girls here this year.
But it has a smell, and it tends to harden as it dries,
(applause)
after his buddy, Premier Bulganin, was retiring.
♪ Bip, bop, bip, D ♪
that they were extending their territorial water limit
Boy, I have got to stop saying the word "sex."
happening or are probably happening to most people anyway,
so it's gonna feel completely different.
-Could you teach me to do that? -I can teach you.
Sitting in a dark room, everyone enjoying a story.
and-- Let's go back to food, shall we?
Does anyone actually like borscht?
-I know. -All the men here are going bald.
-(laughs) Oh, Moishe. -(chuckles) Mm.
Where can you get a decent meal around here?
-Oh, can't I? -MEL: Susie, I have a business to run.
I could hide your body with minimal digging. Understand?
-You understand? -Yes, sir.
There's only one Revlon counter at B. Altman.
it puts people to sleep.
Lots of brown and tweed and plaid
Food...
She really likes makeup.
Thank you, good night.
Doesn't it sound wonderful, Rose?
I'll tell her you're looking for her.
And why did they put the murder in the first act?
I just couldn't believe it, when the phone rang and it was you.
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-Hey, Midge. -Hey, Kitter.
My mother once told me that she pictured having sex
Don't look now, you idiot. They can see us."
She did not say that. Some other woman said that.
"Him. That's right.
who wants to lead a game of freeze tag
-to reach me. -Yes, they will.
(cheers and applause)
so somebody gave up something to somebody at some point.
I'm just tired of looking at the same sad men every year.
If his father's bald, then he'll go bald.
The Catskills.
Ooh.
No, you didn't leave the iron on.
(radio switching channels)
But, uh, thank you for laughing.
Look down there, not at me, okay?
Those comics are out there working at clubs.
every time I make a long-distance call.
-They all look the same. -Move quick. Stay close.
You should be walking around with a boa and a Pomeranian.
♪ With the big brown eyes and the turned-up nose... ♪
♪ M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U love me ♪
Folk songs, show tunes, did a lot of industrials.
-Is Papa going back today? -No. He has no reason to.
-Mama... -She asked a question, I answered a question.