Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Doesn't it sound wonderful, Rose?
♪ Bip, bop, bip, D ♪
Thank you, Ida. Thank you so much.
He's so much harder to understand now.
and-- Let's go back to food, shall we?
-A funny comic. -Will you relax?
happening or are probably happening to most people anyway,
-Wait, what? -And it'll take longer
Maybe it wasn't a trial. Maybe it was a musical,
"Hello? John, it's Fran in New York.
Food...
No. No, no, no. I want her just like that.
(radio static)
-Is Papa going back today? -No. He has no reason to.
Moses's mother, the only person in New York City
Where can you get a decent meal around here?
so somebody gave up something to somebody at some point.
...who emerged from the welter of red intrigue
♪ You better tell that girl, you better tell that girl ♪
who wants to lead a game of freeze tag
Perhaps if you were a box of cereal.
each day for company at playtime and slept with it at night.
-That's the way it works. -That's depressing.
every time I make a long-distance call.
♪ ♪
She really likes makeup.
♪ M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U love me ♪
tonight, everyone gets lei'd!
No, you didn't leave the iron on.
but theoretically, when things could be happening,
♪ With the big brown eyes and the turned-up nose... ♪
♪ Five months, two weeks, two days ♪
Not till the guy's done resetting the pins. Jesus.
that they were extending their territorial water limit
-I know. -All the men here are going bald.
Ooh.
-♪ Oh, hey, yeah, yeah ♪ -♪ Girl ♪
Oh, that's so nice.
-Mama... -She asked a question, I answered a question.
Folk songs, show tunes, did a lot of industrials.
-Me. It's me. -No, Astrid, it's not...
Will Miriam Mazel please report to building five?
Thank you, good night.
Sitting in a dark room, everyone enjoying a story.
It's a sanctuary from work.
"Him. That's right.
Does anyone actually like borscht?
Mrs. Maisel.
I could hide your body with minimal digging. Understand?
She did not say that. Some other woman said that.
I'll tell her you're looking for her.
-Yes, ma'am. -Well, hello there.
And why did they put the murder in the first act?
But, uh, thank you for laughing.
-(laughs) Oh, Moishe. -(chuckles) Mm.
My mother once told me that she pictured having sex
The Catskills.
♪ ♪
Boy, this is classy.
I've got it.
But it has a smell, and it tends to harden as it dries,
Those comics are out there working at clubs.
-Have you ever taken a bus? -No, but how hard can it be?
-Could you teach me to do that? -I can teach you.
Every year, Benjamin comes to the Catskills
-Oh, can't I? -MEL: Susie, I have a business to run.
it puts people to sleep.
Lots of brown and tweed and plaid
♪ ♪
I'll call him and tell him you'll meet him in the driveway.
-You understand? -Yes, sir.
-to reach me. -Yes, they will.
(cheers and applause)
Don't look now, you idiot. They can see us."
I'm just tired of looking at the same sad men every year.
Boy, I have got to stop saying the word "sex."
Your parents must be kvelling.
-Excuse me? What are you... -Plunger.
-They all look the same. -Move quick. Stay close.
♪ Maybe if I hit her, maybe if I pulled her hair ♪
Look down there, not at me, okay?
-Hey, Midge. -Hey, Kitter.
after his buddy, Premier Bulganin, was retiring.
and they'd listen, look around.
A few Jewish women are campaigning to have it moved
of my father, because my father looks like what you'd think
ASTRID: So I went to Chinatown and I bought this herbal paste
Did you tell me how big this room is?
Sure are a lot of pretty girls here this year.
needs a skating rink in the middle of summer?
so it's gonna feel completely different.
(radio switching channels)
If his father's bald, then he'll go bald.
to rule alone with supreme power
Please tip a waiter and enjoy some veal.
I just couldn't believe it, when the phone rang and it was you.
Kamoi loomed large in the news when the Chinese reds announced
-Mm, yes, it is. -What happened?
♪ But it takes more than that for me to lose my mind ♪
Wait till you throw your program in the trash.
You should be walking around with a boa and a Pomeranian.
(applause)
There's only one Revlon counter at B. Altman.
This isn't for you. This is grown-up time.