Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

every time I make a long-distance call.

Oh, that's so nice.

who wants to lead a game of freeze tag

ASTRID: So I went to Chinatown and I bought this herbal paste

-A funny comic. -Will you relax?

Thank you, Ida. Thank you so much.

it puts people to sleep.

-to reach me. -Yes, they will.

-Oh, can't I? -MEL: Susie, I have a business to run.

I'll tell her you're looking for her.

Those comics are out there working at clubs.

But, uh, thank you for laughing.

Wait till you throw your program in the trash.

to rule alone with supreme power

Thank you, good night.

♪ But it takes more than that for me to lose my mind ♪

Your parents must be kvelling.

And why did they put the murder in the first act?

Sure are a lot of pretty girls here this year.

Kamoi loomed large in the news when the Chinese reds announced

happening or are probably happening to most people anyway,

...who emerged from the welter of red intrigue

-Hey, Midge. -Hey, Kitter.

My mother once told me that she pictured having sex

"Hello? John, it's Fran in New York.

I could hide your body with minimal digging. Understand?

Doesn't it sound wonderful, Rose?

You should be walking around with a boa and a Pomeranian.

There's only one Revlon counter at B. Altman.

-Excuse me? What are you... -Plunger.

Moses's mother, the only person in New York City

"Him. That's right.

(cheers and applause)

Perhaps if you were a box of cereal.

♪ With the big brown eyes and the turned-up nose... ♪

-You understand? -Yes, sir.

Please tip a waiter and enjoy some veal.

-Is Papa going back today? -No. He has no reason to.

I just couldn't believe it, when the phone rang and it was you.

-I know. -All the men here are going bald.

Every year, Benjamin comes to the Catskills

after his buddy, Premier Bulganin, was retiring.

-They all look the same. -Move quick. Stay close.

Folk songs, show tunes, did a lot of industrials.

She really likes makeup.

I'll call him and tell him you'll meet him in the driveway.

Boy, I have got to stop saying the word "sex."

Did you tell me how big this room is?

No. No, no, no. I want her just like that.

No, you didn't leave the iron on.

(radio switching channels)

Don't look now, you idiot. They can see us."

Where can you get a decent meal around here?

Maybe it wasn't a trial. Maybe it was a musical,

Sitting in a dark room, everyone enjoying a story.

Will Miriam Mazel please report to building five?

She did not say that. Some other woman said that.

-Have you ever taken a bus? -No, but how hard can it be?

-Yes, ma'am. -Well, hello there.

-Could you teach me to do that? -I can teach you.

-♪ Oh, hey, yeah, yeah ♪ -♪ Girl ♪

♪ M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U love me ♪

A few Jewish women are campaigning to have it moved

This isn't for you. This is grown-up time.

Look down there, not at me, okay?

It's a sanctuary from work.

♪ Bip, bop, bip, D ♪

Lots of brown and tweed and plaid

Does anyone actually like borscht?

♪ You better tell that girl, you better tell that girl ♪

but theoretically, when things could be happening,

so it's gonna feel completely different.

-That's the way it works. -That's depressing.

I'm just tired of looking at the same sad men every year.

But it has a smell, and it tends to harden as it dries,

tonight, everyone gets lei'd!

each day for company at playtime and slept with it at night.

needs a skating rink in the middle of summer?

that they were extending their territorial water limit

♪ Five months, two weeks, two days ♪

and-- Let's go back to food, shall we?

-Mm, yes, it is. -What happened?

-Me. It's me. -No, Astrid, it's not...

and they'd listen, look around.

of my father, because my father looks like what you'd think

Boy, this is classy.

If his father's bald, then he'll go bald.

so somebody gave up something to somebody at some point.

He's so much harder to understand now.

♪ Maybe if I hit her, maybe if I pulled her hair ♪

Not till the guy's done resetting the pins. Jesus.

-Wait, what? -And it'll take longer

-(laughs) Oh, Moishe. -(chuckles) Mm.

-Mama... -She asked a question, I answered a question.