Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'll bring you back a pineapple boat.

-You're up, Maisel. -Just in the nick of time.

You know, what, uh, resorts are you playing?

Oh, I wanted to take pastels class.

I need to determine my best angles,

The fuckin' tag was still on it.

-WOMAN: Oh... -Simon says bend your knees.

They're looking for a replacement.

are seeing Duke Ellington at Grossinger's Tuesday,

You sure? You want to wait till she gets a little double chin?

Hell, they expect it. They'll be confused if we do come back.

Can you hold on a fuckin' minute?!

ASTRID: Oh, a man! (laughs)

Everything's bad. The Russians have landed.

-Thank you. -They can continue

-Like a Rockefeller. -(chuckles)

-(pins clatter) -They seem very interested in you.

to reach here from the back that it's just arriving.

It's not even-- Oh, I didn't see those seats back there.

and then back to bingo bullshit

Oh, that's right.

Basically, that whole side of the place.

Looks like he's heading to the cookies.

-Do you see us working? -I do not see you working.

Oh, no. Nothing like that...

for our anniversary.

Do I look like I'm on vacation?

-♪ Girl, girl ♪ -♪ Girl, girl ♪

I mean, not that she told me she'd give it up to him.

Mrs. Moses clarified,

I mean, they'd prefer they weren't eaten by a lion

♪ That's all need, that's all I need ♪

Thank you so much for this.

(cheers and applause)

MIDGE: Oh, boy.

(horn continues honking)

and then back to pogo pony up your ass.

-Oh. -...I don't think.

and now I have to disguise my voice

-I just-- Shit! -30 cents for the next minute.

This isn't the girl I hired.

-You sure this is okay? -What?

It's really big. Huge, it's like...

It was nice to meet you, Benjamin.

-So Lenny Bruce... -We did not.

You worry like that, you'll take ten years off your life.

You're a natural.

So then, as a Hail fucking Mary, I call your house, and what ho!

Since when does Buzz run Simon Says?

-Mama, please. -Miriam, remember, he wouldn't row.

-Deep. -I am very deep.

-GABI: With hair. -ELIANA: Lots of hair.

Okay, I have to get away from you.

You know, let's just go back to ignoring it, shall we?

I know it's the midnight show.

Big room is just more people to fall in love with you.

and I got you the gig.

when certain things are happening or supposed to be

Hey, what's with this? We're not at Steiner.

-They like Ike! -All right, you win.

-I'm fine. -BELLHOP: Front seat?

You told him I look like Mamie Eisenhower?

There will be dumb people and drunk people and loud people

(groans, laughter)

Only one man in New York charges that much

Perry Mason, trials, speeches, spitting?

Going somewhere special tonight?