Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Oh. -...I don't think.

Mrs. Moses clarified,

-Thank you. -They can continue

I mean, they'd prefer they weren't eaten by a lion

Going somewhere special tonight?

for our anniversary.

Okay, I have to get away from you.

and now I have to disguise my voice

(groans, laughter)

-You sure this is okay? -What?

-They like Ike! -All right, you win.

♪ That's all need, that's all I need ♪

You're a natural.

I need to determine my best angles,

Hey, what's with this? We're not at Steiner.

-♪ Girl, girl ♪ -♪ Girl, girl ♪

are seeing Duke Ellington at Grossinger's Tuesday,

-You're up, Maisel. -Just in the nick of time.

Oh, that's right.

So then, as a Hail fucking Mary, I call your house, and what ho!

Thank you so much for this.

It was nice to meet you, Benjamin.

Big room is just more people to fall in love with you.

I'll bring you back a pineapple boat.

Everything's bad. The Russians have landed.

MIDGE: Oh, boy.

-WOMAN: Oh... -Simon says bend your knees.

ASTRID: Oh, a man! (laughs)

(horn continues honking)

It's not even-- Oh, I didn't see those seats back there.

Can you hold on a fuckin' minute?!

This isn't the girl I hired.

It's really big. Huge, it's like...

Oh, I wanted to take pastels class.

You know, what, uh, resorts are you playing?

Perry Mason, trials, speeches, spitting?

You worry like that, you'll take ten years off your life.

Since when does Buzz run Simon Says?

I mean, not that she told me she'd give it up to him.

Basically, that whole side of the place.

-Do you see us working? -I do not see you working.

and I got you the gig.

I know it's the midnight show.

There will be dumb people and drunk people and loud people

-(pins clatter) -They seem very interested in you.

Do I look like I'm on vacation?

-GABI: With hair. -ELIANA: Lots of hair.

to reach here from the back that it's just arriving.

Only one man in New York charges that much

You told him I look like Mamie Eisenhower?

You sure? You want to wait till she gets a little double chin?

-So Lenny Bruce... -We did not.

when certain things are happening or supposed to be

-I'm fine. -BELLHOP: Front seat?

They're looking for a replacement.

Oh, no. Nothing like that...

-I just-- Shit! -30 cents for the next minute.

-Deep. -I am very deep.

Hell, they expect it. They'll be confused if we do come back.

The fuckin' tag was still on it.

Looks like he's heading to the cookies.

You know, let's just go back to ignoring it, shall we?

-Mama, please. -Miriam, remember, he wouldn't row.

and then back to pogo pony up your ass.

(cheers and applause)

and then back to bingo bullshit

-Like a Rockefeller. -(chuckles)