Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mrs. Moses clarified,

and then back to bingo bullshit

This isn't the girl I hired.

Oh, that's right.

(groans, laughter)

Perry Mason, trials, speeches, spitting?

-Do you see us working? -I do not see you working.

(horn continues honking)

The fuckin' tag was still on it.

Hell, they expect it. They'll be confused if we do come back.

I mean, they'd prefer they weren't eaten by a lion

(cheers and applause)

-Like a Rockefeller. -(chuckles)

You told him I look like Mamie Eisenhower?

Big room is just more people to fall in love with you.

-Mama, please. -Miriam, remember, he wouldn't row.

Okay, I have to get away from you.

-Oh. -...I don't think.

Basically, that whole side of the place.

-♪ Girl, girl ♪ -♪ Girl, girl ♪

It's really big. Huge, it's like...

-I'm fine. -BELLHOP: Front seat?

Only one man in New York charges that much

when certain things are happening or supposed to be

Looks like he's heading to the cookies.

and now I have to disguise my voice

You're a natural.

You know, what, uh, resorts are you playing?

It was nice to meet you, Benjamin.

♪ That's all need, that's all I need ♪

to reach here from the back that it's just arriving.

They're looking for a replacement.

and I got you the gig.

Hey, what's with this? We're not at Steiner.

Going somewhere special tonight?

I'll bring you back a pineapple boat.

are seeing Duke Ellington at Grossinger's Tuesday,

MIDGE: Oh, boy.

I need to determine my best angles,

Oh, no. Nothing like that...

It's not even-- Oh, I didn't see those seats back there.

Since when does Buzz run Simon Says?

for our anniversary.

-They like Ike! -All right, you win.

-Deep. -I am very deep.

Thank you so much for this.

-I just-- Shit! -30 cents for the next minute.

ASTRID: Oh, a man! (laughs)

Everything's bad. The Russians have landed.

You worry like that, you'll take ten years off your life.

Do I look like I'm on vacation?

and then back to pogo pony up your ass.

There will be dumb people and drunk people and loud people

-You're up, Maisel. -Just in the nick of time.

You sure? You want to wait till she gets a little double chin?

-You sure this is okay? -What?

-WOMAN: Oh... -Simon says bend your knees.

-(pins clatter) -They seem very interested in you.

Oh, I wanted to take pastels class.

-GABI: With hair. -ELIANA: Lots of hair.

So then, as a Hail fucking Mary, I call your house, and what ho!

I mean, not that she told me she'd give it up to him.

-Thank you. -They can continue

I know it's the midnight show.

Can you hold on a fuckin' minute?!

You know, let's just go back to ignoring it, shall we?

-So Lenny Bruce... -We did not.