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and I need to figure out a way to keep this money
No! It doesn't.
That's the original.
There’s that ass
Okay.
(EXCLAIMS IN ANNOYANCE)
Michael's a genius. Right.
if we have to put our fine paper in this wretched machine?
How could it be more clear?
That way you can see what it looks like when you're up here.
I mean, like, "156 paces from the light red mailbox, make a left.
(IMITATING DRUM ROLL)
And, God, that's my phone.
Dwight, that doesn't count!
I mean, we have radon coming from below.
Or even uses the copier every day.
Well, here's the thing.
You think that's good, check out these pants.
And I have seen Angela naked...zero times
Yeah, we have that going on Tuesday.
I did, though.
Just some twine for our purposes.
Good. Yeah, he said good. I'm good.
PHYLLIS: All right.
talking your ear off about the new copier, huh?
We would love to have you.
You want me to weigh in on a minor budget issue?
(EXCLAIMS IN EXASPERATION)
So you can give that dollar back to Mommy and Daddy.
I WOULD A COW BUTTER SCULPTURE OF A CAT
You can do that? KEVIN: Hey, Michael.
Okay. Okay. Good suggestions.
So I make my own copies.
Darn!
I'm just going to grab some lunch.
Why don't you explain this to me like I have too, to my wife
Do you have to slaughter on our wedding day?
Although born just minutes from here, he speaks only German.
YOU'VE GOT TO MAKE A DECISION.
There they are.
and you will reply, "I do."
Jim, Jim, Jim, I'm not threatening you.
You can see clearly on this page that we have a surplus
Yes. Mind if I join?
Well, one, thanks to me,
Thank you, my dear.
See? That's how you do it.
But we have to spend that by the end of the day