Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So instead of celebrating his birthday,

Because you're 31 and you still live at your mom's house

- Game on, Tambien.

WOMAN: ¡Niños!

and think about how much you fucking hate yourself.

♪ Look inside, girl ♪

We don't even gotta go out anywhere.

Last year, that motherfucker got me some fancy-ass soap.

MINISTER PAYNE: Feliz cumpleaños, buddy.

Go wash your face off.

- Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

♪ Let the sound take you away ♪

- Oh, hey, Julio.

It says here that it's your birthday.

I'll stop being a little bitch if you bowl a round with me.

MINISTER PAYNE: Nice job there, gutter boy.

by celebrating the shit out of his birthday.

And I'm still charging you for today.

MINISTER PAYNE: [over phone] Fabian got arrested.

- You're just mad I beat your boyfriend's ass at bowling.

- Come on, get him! - Go! Go!

♪ Happy birthday ♪

I need you to come down here and run things

- ♪ Hey ♪ - ♪ Like a chump ♪

- Hey, perro. What was that sound? That shit woke me up.