Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You're supposed to let other people push your head into the cake.
FABIAN: He thinks we're a charity case.
Chili cheese fry.
- ♪ Dwellin' on the past ♪ - ♪ Past ♪
- That fool told me his birthday was on Christmas.
Pinche huevón. - Hey, hey.
Hey, check this shit out.
- And also because you broke up with me,
[cell phone dings]
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
I hope you're having a very nice and special day.
- And I wanna kiss you in this dirty-ass bathroom.
- Oh. Okay. - Yeah.
Today is my birthday.
Just come out and have a pisto with me.
- Which is fucked up, 'cause he always go hard for our birthday.
- [in deeper voice] Hey, you're a fucking idiot.
♪
- I'd rather kick it by myself.
[cheering]
- ♪ Come on ♪ - ♪ The nookie ♪
- Okay.
♪ Look into these eyes ♪
[inhaling]
- Aw. - Also, how'd you meet that fool?
- Oh, fuck, yeah. [rumbling intensifies]
How sneaky..? very sneaky...
- So you think you know me, huh?
- Goddamn it.
LUIS: Surprise!
- Oh, yeah? What is that?
Every birthday he disappears all day.
♪ Feliz cumpleaños a ti ♪
- You're totally right.
- ♪ Stick it up your ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪
- Oh, fuck! - Oh, yeah!
Final frame. Two pins to win.
- I don't want shit from you.
♪ ominous music playing ♪
- About that earthquake that didn't happen?
- It's my birthday. I feel fucking great.