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while I work on finding him a good lawyer.
You can do that for your tío Julio? - Yeah.
- Damn.
I know you don't like to make a big deal out of it,
Pervert.
- But it's your job.
[all cheering]
♪
- Tsk.
- You can't beat someone you're not playing.
LUIS: Hey, listen, I really think
[cell phone chimes]
I, uh, I'm reviewing your paperwork here,
[cell phone chimes]
Sapo verde, bitch!
Wah, wah.
[groans]
- No. It's just friends should text friends back on their birthdays.
and I noticed a little mistake.
- Hey, what's up, man? Cool shoes.
- Damn, that cake looks bomb!
- What kinda stupid-ass last name is that?
[clamoring]
- Fair enough. You did break the skin.
That's why I didn't buy him anything.
- Why? Did you want to hang out with me?
[man yells indistinctly]
♪
- Why the fuck are you acting like such a tool?
Shea butter.
♪
♪ Lopez ♪
I specifically scheduled this for today.
- ♪ Hey ♪ - ♪ Like a chump ♪
It's all good.
♪
You're growing up.
[eerily] ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪