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[inaudible dialogue]
[drill whirring]
- Can I get my shoes back?
- You were just trying to escape your own party.
- He fucking bit me, bit right through the fabric.
Ay, mira, look, it's a baby Julio.
- Do not eat the chili cheese fries.
♪
- Oh, game on, bitch.
MINISTER PAYNE: Stop right there!
- Hey, what's Julio's problem?
- Isn't there like a law against dating one of your coworkers?
- ♪ Stick it up your ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪
- Right. But what I was saying was is you already lost, you know, so--
♪
- Hey, cool name, bro. I'm Julio Tambien.
♪
We broke up again. - I know.
♪ You don't know what ♪
Welcome to the party!
but, you know, you've done a lot to help me out.
Come on, tell the homey your shoe size.
I went to dental school and they warned me about people like you.
Bitch.
- Three.
LUIS: Oh, damn, oh, I'm pregnant.
[man whistles]
- I'm the only one who knows you.
Julio.
We're all adults here. I'm 31 now.