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[indistinct chatter] - Oh. Oh.
- I met him at a work event for my firm. He's a lawyer.
Where do you think you're going, man?
- Oh, yeah? Fuck. [rumbling]
Feliz Cumpleaños Mauriciooooo!!!
and be fucking miserable all night long!
I get that you hate your birthday,
- I know.
[sighs]
- ♪ Come on ♪ - ♪ So you can take that cookie ♪
[fireworks whistling and exploding]
Goddamn it.
- ♪ Hey ♪ - ♪ Like a chump ♪
- Fuck... [cell phone ringing]
- Come on, Luis.
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Look, I am happy to go somewhere else.
- What happened?
You miss me.
- Happy birthday.
that doesn't lead to financial independence.
- That's right, my boy!
and so he, like, hates himself for it.
I need to change my attitude. How about this?
[doorknob rattling]
Whoa.
- Whoa!
I need you to go out back and blow up these fireworks.
Luis told me everything.
[mouths]